IM 40 years old and I have never been married. I have no children. So what is wrong with THAT picture? I know that a picture says a 1000 words so the point of my pictures is not to always believe what you see. Sometimes I make REALLY BAD 1st impressions! It is what I am PAID to do! My job however is just that a job, I do not live the life at home. I am a talk show host on NEWSTALK 1310 KFKA from 9-12 Midnight M-F.

I am funny, witty, zanny, crazy off-the-wall, full of life, secure in who I am and spontaneous. I am known to "bounce off the walls" quite often. Some people are known as "Type A" personalities, well I am a "5A". I am also very reserved, withdrawn, quiet, anal-retentive sometimes to a fault and very very shy. NO, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! IM NOT ON DRUGS!---I am also nothing like who I am on air.

I am an artist & insomniac, I get my best work done often while the city sleeps! I recite movies even when they aren't on. I love black & white movies and 24 hour news. I go nuts sometimes if everything is not in its place. I am often called the "king of usless information" with all the trivia in my head. NO I AM NOT "A.D.D."!!!

I am a gourmet cook, a talented humorist, creative artist and I have been "married" to my job for 20 years and am looking around hoping that there has to be more to life than this. I do not have a "9-5" job. I am mostly in the Night-Club business. My carreer is in Professional Entertainment. My job has taken me from sea to shiney sea and I have called Denver my home for over 18 years.

I have a great group of friends, and they have all gotten married and I am the last one left. I love my life, don't get me wrong! Yet, I have endured countless blind dates, been the add on for dinner parties, and the 3rd wheel at social gatherings. I am "domesticated" and by that I mean I have my own home, life, and job. I do not however have anyone to share these things with. The only baggage that I carry are my golf-clubs, and am looking for a lady with the same. Carry on is fine, F.A.A. allows for 2 carry-on's so I would certainly not want the F.A.A. upset that I change the rules without the express written consent of the Major League Baseball!

I am looking for someone to have fun with during the day, someone to get in trouble with at night, and someone to say "what's next?" to in the morning. Is this so much to ask for in a partner? I am hoping that there are women out there that have thier heads on straight. Ok, at least forward! I don't own my own baggage so I am not looking to take on a set. I am not the bad guy, I am not the last guy, and I am not the gay guy! I am just one of the few good ones left. But due to my public "persona" no one knows that. I just dont know where to look for a companion. I work way too much and call it "MY OFFICE". My office is not the place to do so. I also spend far too much time in that office and need to get out of it once in a while. If this sounds like your cup of tea, you can always IM me on yahoo as djscootermcgee.

My friends actually proof-read this and said.."Never let it be said I was not honest!"

WHY IS IT ALWAYS UP TO ME TO HAVE TO DECIDE WHERE WE GO?
GEESSSHHHHHH! I would like to find a woman who knows what she wants and is not afraid to ask. After all, My name is not Carnac! Sometimes it's just nice not having to make all the plans.

Sometimes don't you just have to let art flow!?!