I was raised in the South, but I'm a city boy at heart - hello Atlanta! I love my family and friends. I try to keep busy as often as possible because I hate having idle hands. I'm loud, boisterous, have an infectious laugh, and enjoy saying inappropriate things.

I once dyed my hair purple, which promptly faded and I was left with a strange orange-yellow color. I looked like a psychotic Ronald McDonald.

I enjoy jogging at Piedmont Park or through VaHi. I am fascinated by history, historical locations, and ancient artifacts. I curse a lot - it's not that I'm ignorant, but more that I enjoy spicing up a conversation.

Emo kids are Lame-o.

Midgets, puppets, and clowns freak me out. I'm not really sure where these fears stem from.

I like to sing the old Peter Pan Peanut Butter commercial out loud. "Eat some peanut butter anytime you can, but only if it's Peter Pan!"

I like to listen to music and go see live bands several times a month.

I want to find a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, and tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh.

Maybe go to the local pool for a fun game of underwater bowling.
Climb Stone Mountain and toss rocks at unsuspecting hikers.
Anyone up for a game of dwarf tossing?
Poke fun at each other until one of us cries.

Sounds better than going out for coffee, doesn't it? I tend to play things by ear. If that doesn't work, I play them by earlobe.