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masturlove : kiss my grits!
Sign
Aries
Height
5' 7" (170 cm)
Age
31 year old Man
Ethnicity
Mixed Race with Brown hair
Smoker?
No
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Catholic
Rate My Picture
| Fans
potato
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Friends

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
student
Smarts
Associates degree
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
  Interests
dirty jokespaintingdrawing
sculptingtai-chisword fighting
wwesushivideo games
animationsmackdownraw
nonshallowcartoonslaughing
halloweenscary moviesgodzilla
About Me
Thanks for all the high votes on my image, you superficial shallow asses. I gotta be honest now. I'm getting tired of browsing all these profiles with standards that are at astronomical proportions! I'm no Mr. perfect, but come on ladies!... Mrs. perfect doesn't exist either. Tell me. How are you going to set your standards so high with an army of kids? Don't get me wrong; I love kids... I love well behaved kids. No wonder some of you are still single. Reevaluate yourselves! Just be happy with a guy who cares about you, who's loyal, and who respects you. Don't just ignore the good guy.

I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I'm looking for first step(friendship) second step and so on. I'm not too complicated. No drama. I'm looking for someone I can trust. I've been told I'm too sensitive. All I ask for is common sense and respect. I'll give them the same thing.
I'm currently a student working on becoming a teacher and a professional sculptor. I want to create wonderful things and live a wonderful life with a wonderful partner. I've been told I'm funny. thick in the waist and silly in the face.

First Date
We would go shoot marbles, play pool, swim in pool, make sandwiches, read to ourselves, draw on our skin, arm wrestle.(I'm not being serious)
We can talk about what ever is on our mind. I like to ask questions about how people think about stuff. I like to make things really comfortable for people. If you're happy then I'm happy. we can end it with a boring handshake or we can have a fantastic climactic hug. When I say climactic and fantastic it makes the hug sound a lot better.
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