| SmoothStroke9 :
Is here in your perfect eyes they're all |
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New York New York |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | < 5' (< 152 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Business |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | Maybe I should start with the long walks on the beach.....when did working out become a hobby? Erotic Alfalfa Male in touch with my sensitive side. When she is talking to you look in her eyes and just listen. Do not open your mouth or voice an opinion unless she asks. This is called communication. Just a regular guy with 2 eyes and 13 fingers like the rest of the world. This is fun I can jump from subject to subject and no one can say anything. Only serious women reply. I was going to talk about sex but then my matches shoot up to about 35 million and I don't have time for that. Do you prefer sunrise, sunset, thunderstorms? If the answer is all 3 email me at Man of Weather For all seasons.TimingIsRight (2000 mark is getting closer) I may stop at 1999 so you can wonder what the last will be, I am mysterious in that way. Partial to women with shaven legs, nicely manicured nails, shoes that fit, bras that fit me (wait now that was a joke I have my own bra) Ladies who play baseball and fish are a plus. If you don't,, just sit there and look good while I do. If you are nice I will cook dinner for you and let you smell my baseball glove. There is nothing like the scent of a leather glove with clay dirt on it. I know it's hard to believe there is a man like me out there. Now that I have been here for about a month and poking around(question) do the ladies actually reply to "WOW Your Smoking Hot? Someone tell Dopey Heads it is spelled Your'e..If you do reply to that please stop reading 300 lines ago.I also noticed women listed on a gazillion favorites list.When people become a fish do they forget there is a life beyond their front door? I am glad I am not a woman.,,Plus it's easier to go PeePee especially when wearing shorts. I must go the ocean is calling. What it's saying I don't know but that is the mystery of it. OK enough about me.
Thank you, have a wonderful day without heartache |
| | First Date |
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Our first date depends on her eyes and her walk.Two eyes are always nice even if they are the same color, one or three are acceptable. Walking is very important. A man must know how to walk properly with his woman. She may walk straight with short or long strides, or sideways with the ice skaters crossover step, she may frolic or skip,, She might walk backwards at which point I can become a hero by warning her about the cow dung she is about to explore.I personally love a hopper. The last hopper I dated tried to hop a parking meter and got stuck,,she refused to get off. When she fianlly did she used the bathroom and clogged the plumbing with quarters. Whatever her walking style may be I will always be the closer to the curb for her safety. I must know these things so I can prepare. Witty and sarcastic are a plus. If we go out for dinner she must know that I am going to eat half of her meal. If not (No soup for you) Sentence Structure, Grammatical errors, double negatives, etc., are also very important in which I am positive I aint made nun. Well I could go on and on about my ideal match but I wouldn't want to give it all away. ''First ''DATE'' (1) Dinner at the ocean or a lake on a cool summer night during sunset,, Soft conversation (2)Wrestling,,You can only win if I let you.I always wear a cup so I am prepared for either date. Thank You |
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