This is easy, i would say i am 48 but look about 10 years older, but don't be put off please read on. My last wife described me as ugly overweight narrow minded bigot with a personality of a introverted cold selfish blood sucking leech, somewhat harsh... this was on the way out with the kids and the cat ( i do miss that cat ) but what does she know. Who needs a cat... i've moved on...to a large loving dog.
I am looking for a woman who has legs and breasts and own hair and teeth, must cook and love socialising. Regarded by her friends as having a terrible taste in men.
OK i'm wittering on about drivel, maybe you should move on to someone whos open minded, straight forward, warm caring looking for miss right.
Ideally what i'm looking for is a double-jointed supermum who owns a brewery and enjoys fellatio.Access to free football tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister.
I count myself lucky that you've read thus far, so make my day and drop me a line or two.
What do you have to lose...
"You can never find a lost opportunity"