For the love of God, is there anyone out there who wants a good woman? All I want is a good man. I have a great need to laugh and love to make other people laugh. I have a dry sense of humor and sometimes am the only one who gets my jokes, but trust me, they're funny! When you're driving down the street the next day, you'll start laughing. If your glass is half full, I'll fill it up for you even more..I am very sentimental and my son and family mean the world to me. I am more of a Garfield than a cougar. I have led rather a sheltered life, being a big homebody, but I need somebody to break me free. However, daredevils need not apply; nobody is going to push my ass out of a plane! My home is still my center; I've worked as a daycare teacher to accommodate my son's school schedule; he's left for college, so now I'm free to find myself again (whatever the hell that is supposed to mean) I returned to school a couple of years ago and I loved it. I'm a bit apprehensive to get out into the real world, but so excited! I have a fifteen year background in floral design and am now ready to try interior design. I've given people advice on their homes and offices for years, but it would be nice to get paid for it...I would also love to find someone who will just sit in the kitchen with me and a glass of wine while I chop vegetables and talk about everything important or trivial. Vegetabling can be so lonely sometimes!... I can't understand men saying they love to walk on the beach at sunset; I know that's what you want us to hear, but come on, isn't there a man out there who will just admit they'd much rather take a newspaper into the bathroom?... Love being inside with wicked weather outside...Just wondering, why do men put pictures on here of themselves with a big goofy grin holding a big dead fish; somebody hold me back!...I would love a man who is relaxed, secure and happy with themselves; what do you want? ....I'm a package deal; my terrific son will always be a huge part of my life. If you are a wonderful father to your children, then you've already scored big time with me.

Casual drink first to see if there is a connection..if so, we move on to a first date. If not, we get the hell out of there as fast as we can. No harm, no foul.