Well I thought it was about time this old thing was updated (No not me you cheeky so n so), although I could do with a little help lowering the weight a couple of stone.

What does it mean when someone is looking for hang out?

Surely this could lead to a guys arrest, due to gross indecency!!

A few questions

How do you start a conversation with someone who doesn't put a lot on their profile?
How do you keep a conversation going with that person?
Why don't they help things along by putting something in the boxes?

And finally

How do flies get in your house, but always fly into windows to get out?

Just before I start being big-headed about myself, i'd just like to mention a friend who's just recently opened a profile on POF.....He's a fantastic bloke, bit of a charmer, but caring nonetheless. If you want to know more check out his profile under the username of Scooby4. His photo does need updating though because his bad hair day is no more

MY STATS

NAME: Shaun H*****son
D.O.B.: 05-09-1970
AGE: 38
HEIGHT: 5'6
WEIGHT: 12ST
BODYTYPE: Slim with relaxed muscle
HAIR COLOUR: Brown (But in natures wisdom, disappearing fast. So its shaved)
EYE COLOUR: Blue
CHILDREN: Two (A son and a daughter)
STARSIGN: Virgo
PETS: Two dogs (Lab cross & a Dalmatian)
DRINK: Tea, occasionally coffee, maybe alchol on special occasions
DRUGS: Not a chance, had friends who have died but wouldn't touch the stuff
SMOKE: No, never have, never will

ALSO THINK I OUGHT TO ADD THAT I HAVE EPILEPSY SO, IF YOU WANT THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE S**G AN EPILEPTIC (Oops here come the PC brigade )

WHY IM ON POF?:
I'm on here to find that someone, don't want the casual thing cos i'm getting too old to be doing all that. I cant get out too much with being a single dad and when I do go go out my shyness doesn't help. I want to settle down eventually with the right woman, we can go go for walks with the kids and the dogs (We could even take the goldfish if we decide to adopt one ). At first I'm quite a shy person I just need that person to open me up then you probably wont be able to shut me up . I see myself as caring, romantic and i'm always there for others (sometimes forgetting to sort my own problems out as wel). As I said, I'm a single dad of a daughter and son, but wouldn't count out the idea having another in the future if that's what we decided together. I think it's very important not to be selfish in a relationship and always there for the person who means a lot to you. Anyway I think that's enough of me, I hope it gives you a decent picture of the type of person that I am and that it goes in my favour (Not meant to sound selfish). Below is a few likes and dislikes...oh a few things that I cant do either.

LIKES

My 2 kids (obviously, they are my life)
Family
Dogs (My Lab/cross and my dalmatian especially)
Friends
Motor racing (Formula 1, Moto GP)
Football (Liverpool FC, Doncaster Rovers)
Passionate people
Polite people
Rock music (Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation etc)
Horrors
Comedies
Norman Wisdom
Tenacious D
Billy Connolly
Peter Kay
Bottom (The comedy, not bums....Well yeah i do like bums but thats a different list)
DVDs
CDs (Not cross-dressers, I mean the musical kind)
Happy people (Not the shiny variety, that just looks like they've got greasy skin)

DISLIKES

Selfish people
Liars
Cheats
Dancing (Not that I actually dislike it just no B***dy good, so its got a special list all of its own. I do still like to go to clubs occasionally though).

Things I cant do

Dance
Lick my elbow
Swim
Fly
Drive

Now all ive got to do is think of something to say to a gorgeous lady....AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! How's it possible to be speechless when you're only typing. (Never mind I'll get the hang of this and i'll be away and there'll be no stopping me). Aha I know what i can put....How's it hanging ladies....Hang on thats not right (not unless i was looking for a Thai lady-boy....Which im not )

Ladies, ladies dont let the fact that a monk as got more hair than me bother you. Ok so its natures way of taking the P**s, it saves on shampoo and conditioner...but a duster and a tin of Mr. Sheen does come in handy. From a purely personal point of view I feel that it suits me better being a shiny solar panel and saves on weetabix for building my energy

If you cant take the mick out of yourself then who can.

Im not a person for holidays abroad, Ive not seen the whole of the British Isles so why go to somewhere where the drinking water is dodgy.

update to carry on when i get back

The choice of a first date is to be decided by two people together i think, because what one person enjoys is not necessarily what the other one likes. (Another way of saying im not sure)