Hello there. I'm fairly shy and reserved when I'm out and about so I figured I'd give this a shot. Plus I'm a bit of a homebody, so I'm not typically at the places where all the cool people go to meet folks these days, unless there's a singles aisle at the grocery store I've missed. I'm a complex guy that likes to keep his life simple. I like working around my house, playing with my dogs, taking trips to the mountains, pondering ponderments, and pretty much anything that doesn't require jumping out of perfectly good airplanes. Some things I really dislike are shallow conversation, unnecessary drama, consumerism, country music, Nextel beeps, Obamaphobia, and Michael Bay movies. I've made a few lifestyle changes within the last year. I quit smoking, began eating better, and started exercising seriously. I realized I'm not getting any younger and I'd like to fend off the downward slide of getting older as best I can. Plus maybe getting into shape will help me convince some unsuspecting lady I'm a desirable guy- a guy that also comes with no diseases, no criminal record, and no crazy ex's. But I do live in a dangerous neighborhood. It's dangerous because I live there. Because I'm dangerous. Like a pirate. ARRR!

A nice dinner where we can discuss 2012 and survival strategies for the zombie apocalypse/alien invasion/machine takeover.