Hello!! Brace yourself....and insert your tongue FIRMLY in your cheek...

Really REALLY wish some people on here would lighten up (not you reading this right now of course, you're FAR too nice) - demands like no men over 40, no men with beards, no smokers, no men with heads/arms/legs/opinions of their own - talk about narrowing your options!?
I just feel like faxing my CV over to be done with it ;-)
The good eggs still left out there might just lose heart with all these conditions and pass you by regardless of how wonderful you are - we can't process these demands, we got small man brains remember? I'm all for stating what you want but hey - don't cut your nose off to spite your face. You'll look weird for starters.

God I'm moaning a bit aren't I? Let's try and redress the balance. I'm an easy going type of chap who enjoys the finer things in life - good food, good music, good company, laughing til you're crying, and I value my friends above pretty much everything else. I have stated that I'm looking for Friends on here but that's by no means a friends ONLY condition, I'm very much open to anything with the right person - After all, I don't know anyone who has too many friends do you?

Anyway, if you're one of the band of hopeful souls who isn't blaming the fact you're "STILL" single on "that cheating no good sod who messed me life up" to the point where your head is immersed permanently up your own jacksie then please say hi!! ;-)

So after alienating the majority of you on this site after my opinionated rant at the beginning (its the pills - honest) all that remains to say is I have false teeth, body odour AND flatulence, so if I don't get back to you please excuse me - I'm expecting a lot of messages...


PS - I WILL NOT justify my testimonials to people anymore, it's just getting tiresome - for anyone who would be clumsy enough to say something like "If you're so great, why aren't you dating these people" all I have to say is this - at the moment, it's none of your business. Relationships don't always work out. Period.

Sorry to be brisk about this but it offends me that someone would question my friends intentions to say something nice about me, and it offends me personally that people treat that with suspicsion. I wouldn't walk up to you at a party after someone had said something nice about you and then say to you "Well....if you're so great...why aren't you dating?" It's just plain RUDE and not something I have to justify.

Have a drink, have a bit of a chat, and then if the vibe is good - go with the flow and see where it takes us!! Anywhere can be good if the company is great right? :-)