Please read my profile.. I didn't write it for the good of my health!;)
I'm Jess(ica Rabbit).. I'm a little sarcastic sometimes. Voluptuous. Aquarius. Fabulous. I'm shy but funny (sometimes) and I LOVE laughing. I'm CANADIAN.. and I work. I have some tattoos and piercings, nothing I'm particularly interested in discussing, but if you don't dig them, then you won't like me :) I smell really great, I'd love to meet someone else who does, too.
Love a certain kind of music? I wanna hear about it..!

I love a tall guy with a KILLER SMILE. If you're funny, that's a bonus :) As long as we understand that I will always be funnier. I love people with holes in their faces and pictures on their skin.
If the best you can come up with is: "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?" or "WHATS UP?" Dont bother.. You're probably boring, anyway. You only ask that when you have nothing else to say!
You must love dogs, and laughing untill your face hurts.
I like sparkly things, big dogs, sleep overs, going to the gym and jerk chicken.. and I dislike golf, and spitting.

Really though, don't make me have to ask for your picture. I won't waste your time, please don't waste mine.
"READ DELETED"? It happens, please don't resend your message 5 times, or send a bitter message afterwards.. telling me you were never interested in the first place.

The whole.. Thug, Gino, Gina, Civic, Euro, diesel, baby, sexy, angel, SOLID thing.. I don't dig.

Petting Zoo? Going somewhere we can draw on the table..?

I live for my time off and I'm always up for anything - whether it be a road trip, hitting up a patio, the gym, camping, shopping, sleep overs, casino, light weeknight bondage or a movie night..!

What I'm Looking For
I just wanna make some contacts and meet some new faces, so I figured I would update my profile. So far so good.
If nothing comes of it, great. If something comes of it.. that's cool too. I'm pretty easy going when it comes to what direction my relationships go in.
I've come to stop expecting much from the people I meet, cuz the disappointment gets old so quickly. But whatevers fun I guess.. I'll give my time to whoever treats me right!