Hi. I enjoy comedy of all sorts, and my current favorites are The Office, fledgling newbie acts at Comedy, Tennessee, and Fox News. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. My friends say I'm like Popeye, except instead of Spinach, it's Alcohol. I impulse bought a bike the other day, and I also enjoy tending gardens and planting seeds in my spare time.
I tip based on footwear, estimated (usually) oral sex skill, body odor, and cosmic karma. In High School, I sang in a barbershop a capella group that performed in and around Paris, France; more recently, I was booed off of a karaoke stage. I'll go ahead and sum up my views on two subjects that everyone loves to discuss and always agrees upon: Religion - I believe in Dinosaurs, Politics - I'm a free market anarchist, but I swear I'm not a hippie. My friends lovingly? call me Lestat.
I spend a lot of time with my doggie, Daisy; she is a Basenji, an African barkless dog - oh, if only everything that came from Africa couldn't talk. I wake up at the crack of Noon every day. The news and other official versions of the truth are my favorite "movies", but obviously Memento, Reservoir Dogs, the Lord of the Rings, and Legally Blonde rank highly as well.
I love live music, and just got back from a road trip to Florida to see TRUSTcompany, some of my other favorites are in my music player. TV: Static, Commercials, Family Guy, anything to keep me from entertaining myself. I can also hurl ping pong rackets at fast moving targets with deadly accuracy. I've traveled around the world (and would like to again), and I've never found a place like Memphis, TN.
I don't do drugs, I do do
. I don't smoke, I have my own place, I have two arms, one dog and zero diseases. I exercise often, eat OK, take care of myself and want to meet people who do too. Take care of themselves. Not me.
I like girls who have balls. Not literally. I want to meet people who are assertive and independent and can keep up with me, in every way. Sound good?
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