Now, what would be the fun in describing myself to you. On this site I can pretty much make u believe whatever i want u to believe, so.......... really. Try me out for size and see if we fit.

Sound Good?

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?....... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse........................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table....... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift........... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet....... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.......... No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight................. Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great..................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

17) Sperm..................................... Kree Mov Sum yum gy (greeneyes69)

18) 69!!........................................ Whe tu Kan Choo

19) You have a good sense of humour..............Ai Tink Yu Fa Ni (neenja)

20) Do you really have to leave...................Wai Go Nao (neenja)

Okay guys - if any of u who have read this far have any more to add - just msg me. I'll post and give due credit :) - Have a good one all......... STAY Cool.

Oh yeah try saying this outloud IRISH WRISTWATCH (hahahaha ****'en Hard eh....) hehehe.

First date, blah........... whatever you like - "I'm Cool"