Interested in most things and up for anything! I'm interested in a person who wants to conquer their fears with me and create excitement. Chemistry is a must and cannot be bought or made, it has to be got! You either have it or your just friends.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5 I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much !!
This was written anonymously from a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. And the bottom part immediatley after was written by a young woman who seems to be a little bit, shall we say... umm... frustrated with the male population. (yikes!)
Part1I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus vs Mars thing either. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening my EX-girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Just when the passion starts to heat up she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man". She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom"?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit". We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was on crack. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost near sexual satisfaction from all of that shopping and smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,"No honey, I don't feel like it". Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped, "WHAT"? she said. I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman". And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, (That look most men have every night), I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you"? I did not have sex that night either....but at least that women knows I'm as smart as her.
part2This next part was written by a young woman who seems to be a little bit, shall we say... umm... frustrated with the male population. (yikes!) The title will totally give it away: "JUST F'N F* ME ALREADY." I'm *not* kidding. Do you think she's right? Read what she wrote copy and paste here:
www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html
P.s There is more to life than sex, so that is the first thing we can agree. The first thing to go in a realationship is intimacy "the sex". Think about that before you judge and then talk with me
Something exciting which we would not forget ever in our lives. The next time you or I ever see it being done or want to do it again, you would remember us. Our first date!
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