I've always thought that internet dating sites were like human ebay. So in that manner, here's what my ad would look like:

Here you have a vintage 1954 model native Atlantan. Ladies, this model is very rare. Even though it was assembled in Atlanta, most models made have since moved to another location, and that's not counting the imports that have flooded the region. This model is in great condition! No fixer upper here. The exterior has been maintained and looks great with the original color. The interior is warm and inviting. The top has specks of gray but still has it's original roof...this is not ragtop or convertible. You’ll love just cuddling up with this baby. It doesn't run as fast as it did when it came off the showroom floor, but it can still outrun models 20 years younger. The battery is still very strong and doesn't need any type of jump starting. Write for an appoint to test drive this model. I'm advertised as a '54 Chevrolet. But when you get here, you just might find a '54 Vette.

All components of this model have been well maintained. The engine works fine and doesn't smoke. All equipment is original.

This is a model you'd be proud to be with whether you're going to Home Depot or play at the Fox. Do you like to travel? Do you like the mountains or the beach? Well, this model will take you practically anywhere. It has even been known to climb trees for the right person. Take a spin in this gem and you’ll fall for it. If you want a model that you can have fun, do things with but know it’s there and dependable for you when you need it…then search no more.

I get asked so much so let me say here, Yes the pictures are of me and they are recent. No one ever guesses my age. I owe it to good genes.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.— Mark Twain. Sounds like the politicians today...doesn't it.

Coffee or a drink. Somewhere to talk and get to know one another.