I am looking for new people to hang out and have some fun with. I am single again and open to dating as well, as long as it is fun. Lets get together and create some crazy stories that we will never tell our future kids.

A little about myself
I like novelty. I will try anything once (two or three times if you ask nicely). It is extremely rare that you will hear me say no, if it pertains to some off-the-wall activity. I enjoy taking sexy photos and am not bad at it. I can be extremely traditional or wildly liberal. I believe loyalty is one of the most important things in life, and there is nothing I wouldn't do for those who I am loyal to. I am a sucker for pretty eyes and a nice smile. If you have pretty eyes and a nice smile, you can probably talk me into just about anything. I like women of all shapes and sizes, personality is the most important characteristic a woman can have.

I love the outdoors and camping, but I am not one of the "pretty" people who likes to go lay on the beach. I'll take photos of the beach and semi/nude photos on the beach, and will swim in the surf at night or just before dawn, but no "laying out" bullshit. It's fine if you like that, but just don't expect me to be entertained sitting on my ass in some sand.

Bodypiercer
As one of those persuits of novelty and amusement, I took up bodypiercing. You can see some of my work on BME(if you don't know what it is google it). Lately, I turn down offers for piercing belly buttons and well, most other things because I've been doing it for years and its not all that exciting but if you want a corset piercing or something off the wall, I'm your guy. I've been considering getting together a suspension event if I ever find time. No, I don't tattoo, I enjoy looking at tattoos, and could learn, but it takes more time than I have free to become good at it, and I won't be a hack like 99% of the guys out there who can barely trace out the trampstamps and color in the lines. Maybe one day I'll take it up, who knows?

Warnings and Disclaimers
I can be an ass. I am a smart guy, and I run a "real" company in my day-job, not a piering/tattoo parlor, but a show up to work business casual/formal type business. I feel no need to not tell you how I think or feel. I get paid to be a "niceguy" during the day. After work, I can cut-loose and be myself, and I'm betting that you can handle that and will even enjoy my honesty.

I am not pretty. If you want pretty, go out with a woman. I am not thin, I am not "in shape" and it doesn't bother me. I like going to the gym, and I like hiking, canoeing and other physical activities, but I will never be "fit" or whatever codewords you want to use for anorexia. I'm a big guy, it has allowed me to be a bouncer, and allows me to get away with being much more of an ass when I'm out than a normal guy. I have bodyhair, again, if you don't like it, I have a few nice girls I can introduce you to who are completely smooth.

One night stands
Until I dated a few people from this site, I had never had a one night stand. The girl who aparently wanted a one night stand asked me if I had had one before. I thought she was worried that I was into it, I assured her that I had never done that. Unfortunately she didn't tell me that a one night stand is what she wanted, It might have been less stressful had she said that. Anyway, I'm single right now, and up for anything, just be honest about what you want, so I can give you exactly what you want to the fullest of my abilities. I don't want to be thought a slouch because I didn't know that what I thought was a tryout, was really the big game.

Reasons to contact me
- you want some crazy-ass piercing
- you want to learn to breath fire, and want to do it in the nude for badass photos!
- you want to see what it would be like to be ravaged by an ex-bouncer/bodypiercer. I'm down if you just want to see what its like, I'll make sure its all you thought it would be. I am drug and disease free. (lol)
- you can think of some crazy thing you would be emberassed to tell your friends you want to try and need someone like me to help you with it.
- you love the outdoors and want to hike or go canoeing
- you are looking for a connection with an interesting guy who loves to cuddle and likes long walks on the beach(with a happy ending, lol)
- you think the world needs more sexy photos of you
- you need the best amateur massage you've ever had

Reasons not to contact me
- you are a ****y girl who wants to whine and control someone
- you are stuck up and don't like to have fun
- you aren't interested in overcoming your inhibitions and fears and trying to understand who you are
- you don't like guys who eat meat like cars that run on "fossil fuels", and don't mind being a man
- you are a ghetto hood-rat (if you listen to rap and speak ebonics, go stand in a welfare line and don't try to contact me, I don't deal dope and I'm not going to be your baby's daddy, so get lost)

M y s p a c e - DreamofScipio Y a h o o - Gvillefire
(I recently changed this profile from "I'm looking for a nice girl to complete me" type profile to this one to see if I have better luck finding people who are more my type, I'm can be much nicer and less raunhy in person, if thats what you like)

I'm down for anything that is listed under the interests section and whatever else you can think of. The following are a few ideas, check all that interest you.

[ ] go to the beach or a scenic area and I'll pretend to be a famous photographer and you can be my supermodel (you don't have to be into me to go out with me, you can just be really into you, lol)
[ ] take a day trip and see something interesting, I haven't been to big shoals, or the ringling museum.
[ ] come over, and we'll take a shower and I'll give you a massage, maybe I'll even light some candles and make dinner (I love cliches)
[ ] cover you in paint and making impressions on canvas?
[ ] go pretend to be stranded on a deserted island just me, you, maybe a camera and a picnic
[ ] come over and spend the night, and we can cuddle and pretend that we've been married for a hundred years even though we barely know each other, that would be amusing
[ ] go hunt an aligator? I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun
[ ] go target shooting
[ ] come over to my house, take off all of your clothes and I could get you a cat collar and you could curl up on my couch and be my housepet. Can you purr like a kitty?
[ ] get together and talk about work and our 10-year plans. You can decide that I have a great future and am a good investment and decide to become my girlfriend, then fiance then wife, Then we could have 2.5 kids and move to the suburbs, where I'll have a big workshop and do tons of projects that piss you off because I don't spend enough time with you and the kids and you are always stuck taking them to soccer practice.
[ ] take you out for chocolates or icecream
[ ] organize a pagan orgy in the park (I say orgy because it would be nearly impossible to find a virgin in this town to sacrifice) (and no I'm not pagan/wiccan/goth/a dumbass) Although wiccans and nurses seem to be some pretty kinky people.
[ ] you could teach me a skill, like knifethrowing, or the secret to satisfying you completely
[ ] come over to your place and try foot-worship (no i don't have a foot fetish)
[ ] pretend to be "furries" and sniff each others butts and I could hump your leg until the neighbors spray me with a hose
[ ] start a new internet porn site
[ ] make a home made mud bath
[ ] meet in a forest and be "modern primitives" we could communicate in only grunts and pointing....lol that makes me think "me Tarzan, you Jane"...
[ ] we could go take lessons, I've never tried scuba diving
[ ] go to a gay bar and try to pick up women
[ ] cover you in vaseline and plaster and make a replica of some part of or your whole body for an interesting piece of wall-hanging art
[ ] model for a nude life study
[ ] go to a museum
[ ] go swimming in the middle of the night
[ ] watch the sun rise