N.B: I was voted funniest person in Year 12!! :D Out of the whole year they picked me! It's even in my year book!! :D **I'm BORED!!** Someone ask me out tonight or shag me!! :P I'm pretty much single atm!! So ultimately I want a full time girlfriend!! :P Call me :)

Hello!! :)

Yeah I'm still here! And my penis is still BIG!! :P Have you saved up enough money for a ruler or tape measurer yet?? I hope so!! :D If you haven't bought one yet? Then let me know when you have and when you're ready to come over and measure my penis and we'll make a date out of it!! :P Awesome!!! Can't wait to hear from you soon!! Oh yeah and I'll mention as well that I had an operation on my testicles where one was removed! So now I've only got two balls! I hope that doesn't bother you

I've met up with 5 lovely women (they were 30, 19, 40, 28 and 32 years in age) [just want to give an iidea of age range] this year so far from Plenty Of Fish! Most of these women I have met in the last 4 months I don't consider myself a slut or a gigalo but it has been a bit overwhelming when I don't feel I've met the right one or they feel that way about me! :( I mean I love the shagging [I've had sex 10 times with 3 (the 19, 40 and 28 year old women) of the 5 women I've met in the last 4 months](just meaning that I'm not going to sleep with you if you don't want me to) But I still think it's great fun!! :P But I honestly want to meet an awesome girl and fall in love and not have to keep on having to 'get out there again' all of the time! If you're a nice, normal and caring HOTTIE?? :D Then please step forward!!

I live on the Central Coast, NSW. I've played guitar for about 15 years I can play from Hendrix to Metallica!! Plus heaps of others!! I'm always playing my own, I'm great at guitar :D I can learn a whole song in a day if I'm motivated sometimes :), I can draw pictures really well and I really like my music (Metal & Rock) I LOVE GOD!! (Even though I don't know what it is!!) Just that I hate Religion!! I have a better imagination!! :) Christian religion is only in Australia because the English brought it with them when they colonised Australia (which means New Holland)!! There's NO Jesus going to save no one!! Because the Pope's Jewish! Right? :( The image of Jesus has only been carried across from the Renaissance painters of the past. There's definitely LOVE just that religions should keep quiet!! :( I hate atheism just the same though!! :( Because if you believe in nothing at all then everything we do in this life is done in vain! And we may as well not exist!! :) I don't like Governments too much either!! It's greedy old men committing transgression or continuing this War of Attrition!! Because they think they rule the World and are directing our destinies or controlling fate!! FU*K KEV and crew (people who can't manage the economy) for the $1.50 + p/L petrol!! And the increase in pre-mixed drinks and everything else fu*ked!! The corruption and abuse of their power is GREED!! I know a system for control needs to be established to some point but they've been fu*king everyone over for centuries!! There should be a better system or at least a midway for compromise with the public!! Give us more say and choice in direction instead of having us voting without many options or caring every 4 years!! And then let idiots and nerds control everyone!! Population control is way more worrying than climate control!! I want to live my life the way I want to live my life!! FU*K 'EM!! The real Musicians are Fighting for Freedom!! When I was 16 I was meeting bands like Pantera or going to see Metallica or Slayer!! None of this trendy EMO BULLSH*T!! Sometimes I get political!! :) But I won't burn money!! :) Sometimes I wish a Meteoroid would spawn from the sky and decimate the entire planet!! So many people out there are a fu*king waste of space!!

According to theories in Science... there's infinite levels and reasoning behind reality!! Incorporating Science with a God or Creator makes my life much more significant and understandable than being black and white with one or the other! We are all ONE apparently!! A great book I've read is called "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot. If you like reading? Maybe give that one a go sometime. :)

There's a lot of nice looking women on this website!! :D If I'm interested then I'll probably end up contacting you first. But if you're keen then approach me, I won't bite! Really DON'T BE SHY! :) I went to Uni for a long time and I'm actually a member of the International High IQ Society too!! So, I guess I'm pretty clever :) I'm looking for a single woman, who's attractive, smart, intelligent, level headed, a happy woman (but not happy 24/7) :) I want my own kids eventually but not right away either :)I don't mind if you're a single Mum though. I love M.I.L.F's!! :D So write to me too Mums! :)

I talk to heaps of women on here and other sites!! As I'm sure (some of) you talk with other people too! That's why I'm here on this site! To chat and get to know more women!! :P Ultimately I'm looking for a woman to settle down with! Once I end up in a relationship! Which really depends on whether you like me or not. Then I'm totally monogamous and will only be involved with you! :) I really hate playing games, and I have no time for rejection! If you're single and think we have similar attitudes and ideas in common?? Then don't waste time and regret not contacting me! :) Communication is the key. Because I'll be taken one day!! And I'm 100 times better than any other guys you've dated! If I'm who you want?? Then please contact me and I'll talk to you and we can find out more about each other!

I like to have a decent conversation every once in a while :) Not being judgmental or anything! And not saying that I'm perfect! Just that I'd probably prefer a woman who has some level of education Also I have one Tattoo already and I'm considering getting my second within the next few months! I've personally decided against having any tattoos on my forearms ever! The second one is going to be on the same part of my arm as the other one is!! I think I'll draw the picture myself! I haven't decided on the picture yet :)

I'm working towards my future now! :D I'm doing international trading of shares!! Also, I'm doing some handyman work for/ with my guitar teacher! It's cash in hand so don't tell the taxman!! But I'm going to be a Millionaire some day!! I'm pretty serious about doing this!! :D So it's all good :)

I don't really like being single!! But maybe that's just me :)

I've quit drinking alcohol until Xmas!! I quit last year for about 8 months as well :) My word limit exceeded :D If you're interested? I'd really love to hear from you!! :D If you don't think I'm over the top or someone who might have too much to say by now?? Then I don't know? Dinner, Movie, a Concert? Spend a day at the Beach, Stay at Home and watch a movie? Have SEX!! :) Go for a drive? Have a picnic? You could show me your Boobs!! We could drive around your neighbourhood in a bible burning book mobile Go nature trekking? Camping? Fishing? Ten Pin Bowling? We could spend the day naked in bed!! :P Play a game of monopoly? ha ha!! :) I can go down on you if you like!! :P Go away for a weekender? Play Strip Poker? We could clean my bathroom! (Geez... I'm funny!), I've got a great idea!?! We could meet up for the first date at my place or yours, get extremely drunk and FU*K until we're both really sore!! :P (Another one of my really funny jokes!!) Don't worry I would never intend on doing that with a woman on a first date!! ;P Just having you by my side for a first date is enough!! :) I know there's an endless list of fun things to do out there!! I'm sure it's negotiable! :) Seriously though... I don't really mind! If you like surprises? Then that's always a hard one for the first date? And it would be better for both of us to decide on something easy and casual but still romantic together!! Where we can get to know each other as well as have a good time without feeling awkward!! Just as long as you're there with me then I'm happy!! p.s. Shows like Big Brother, Idol and all that fu*ked up stuff, are banned in my home and you can't watch them!! :D p.p.s. Metallica RULES!! Fu*k YEAH!! \m/ p.p.p.s. My latest achievement is building a coffee table all by myself! :D And I don't even drink coffee! p.p.p.p.s. Heath Ledger as the Joker in Batman RULES!!! p.p.p.p.p.s. I don't understand why I get so much p*ssy... I just do!! :D YAY for me!! I do however know why I don't have a girlfriend because you're always reading my profile instead of talking to me! :) Maybe I should delete all of it...? Oh yeah & THERE'S NO FU*KING JESUS REMEMBER!! If I was American? I'd vote for Barack Obama!! :)

Female
Age between 18 and 45
Must not do drugs
Must not be married