I want to fall in love. I really really do. But genetics keep gettin in the way. My male genes won’t even let me read your whole profile unless your pictures are cute. Even then sometimes I can’t, unless you're witty and can actually form a grammatically correct sentence. My first thought usually isn’t ‘should I ask her out for coffee?' it’s ‘would I bend her over the kitchen sink?’

What gives? It’s not like I’m consciously trying to be that way. It’s just my little head taking over. (“God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”)

I mean I’m a very caring and romantic guy too, but it’s tough to find someone that makes me feel that way lately. Do I want to love, be loved and find someone to share life with? Of course. But love happens over time, so finding someone cool to hang with, laugh with, hump with, would be fun.

I’m a pretty complex person, so any answer here may not even do me justice. It definitely won’t get you to the soul of who I really am, since I stay fairly guarded til I know someone and feel trust.

On the surface and at any given moment I can be down to earth, goofy, witty, quirky, creative, fun, funny, in deep thought, sociable, shy, sarcastic, and just a bit off the norm. Digging deeper, you might find that I’m caring and kind and there’s a lot going on inside my head. I say we pull out our troops and let 'W' roam the streets of Baghdad alone. Oh, and bring your ‘A’ game if you wanna hang. Challenge me. Touch me. Make me use my big head. Maybe the lil one too.Yeah, okay, maybe I’m too picky. Maybe I want perfection. For me though, I just think I want what I want. And that’s to be with someone I love, care, respect, and have this overwhelming, unexplained feeling for. Someone that touches my inner soul. Without that, what’s the point? 50/50, give and take, communication, hearts going pitter patter, being open minded mentally and sexually, honesty, caring, forgiveness, and a love that knows no ends.

I’d love to meet someone super smart, witty, fun, funny, down to earth, who’s unbelievably cute and constantly challenges my head and heart.
And what the heck is up with you sticking your fake boobs into the camera, puckering your lips making you look like starving fish taking your last gasp, and all these lame poses. You’re not a model. What happened to down to earth, natural people? Do I have to move to Seattle for God's sake? Fake, goofy painted fingernails? Bright red lipstick on pale white skin? Or any skin for that matter! Gross! And I just love the ones who have half a nipple hangin out and their vagina floundering in the wind, then say, 'I'm looking for a good, honest man. Right! Too d*mn funny. But hey, it's a freakshow and I love it. Please, no trailer trash and female species with half a brain. You won't be able to keep up.

No, i'm serious! :)

first date....A little biting, hair pulling, spanking, fondling, kissing, touching, nibbling, G spot massaging... oh wait, did you say first date?

I guess I could say the same BS most people say... walking along the beach, having a romantic dinner, watching the sunset, blah blah blah... but in reality, I think I'd just rather meet for a quick cup of coffee or drink if I'm feelin bold. And only because I know most people look nothing like their pictures and can sometimes act completely different than they sound on the phone.

Okay, maybe I sound a bit jaded, but it only comes from experience. Or the bad experiences. My fantasy is that I meet someone super cool, down to earth, witty, with a huge brain that can challenge me and make me laugh and sit up and talk all night, regardless of if it's at a fancy restaurant or a walk on the beach or some hole in the wall coffee shop. Or even at your place if you're feelin bold. Or mine if I don't think you're a stalker.