i should probably hire someone else to write this...if you want the job, it's yours!

so, this is the part where i'm supposed to tell you how F***ing awesome i am and how i am the only man that a woman would or should want to be with?!.. well, i'm not going to do that (see, that's what i need to hire someone for..) my version makes me seem a little more normal and probably more boring than i really am but here it goes a list of rambling about myself>>>

i'm both a simple and complex person with many interests.. i'm very open and honest so feel free to ask anything. i also have a great sense of humor (and often twisted) so feel free to make jokes! (don't worry, i won't be offended by your dirty jokes!) i'm too honest at times which makes some people think i'm strange... i'm persistant, which also makes some people think i'm strange... i don't like using capitals very often but, i do like over/mis using punctuation (even though i know it's 'wrong').. i'm kinda nerdy but in a 'cool' way (guess what the number in my profile name is for!).. i'm creative and think too much about how things could be done differently and also about what i want to make.. i don't do drugs but it's safe to say that i am addicted to music.. i'm physically active.. i like happy mistakes and planned chaos (think Maeda!).. i learn and read a lot about tons of stuff but i forget just as much (maybe i'm senile or maybe my brain thinks that i smoke pot?).. i'm not a mainstream kind of person (i know this because people who are say that i'm weird).. i try to learn from and be friends with a wide range of people.. i'm humble but confident.. i love nature but also love machines.. i'm not materialistic but apparently i'm a good consumer since i always end up broke!.. i look and feel a lot younger than i really am (sometimes act a lot younger too!).. i'm a good cook but don't flex my skillz since i don't like cooking just for me.. i'm just as tired of typing this list as you are of reading it..

i'm a really busy person but want to make time to share with someone else. i'm tired of meeting girls in bars and clubs so i figure the internet would expand my horizons... i do not have time or patience for games, drama, fighting, etc... i'm open to any race and age..just be interesting and fun/ny...
sting.

--feel free to ask any questions. I'll try to put up some other pictures soon...

does anybody know what this green banana is for?

It would really depend on the girls' interests and and what she would like to do (or hasn't done.) The standard drinks and walking/talking is acceptable but a museum then talking then drinks then a walk would be better...or a bike ride followed by lunch & ice cream..or live music & sushi...or just start walking around and being spontaneous..minature golf maybe? ice skating? bike ride?