N/A Did you know that, unlike some Scientists thought, God created woman first? The only problem with the blueprint was the third breast, so when Eve complained of being a little top heavy, God simply excised the middle breast to the bushes. It wasn't too long, however, before Eve decided she was lonely, and requested a suitable companion of God. No problem for the Almighty of course, who promptly reached back into the bushes, recovered the useless tit, and fashioned a man lol



on trees, the best apples
are at the top of the tree
the girls dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt
so instead they get the rotten apples
from the ground that are not as good
but easier
so the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them when
in reality they are amazing
they just have to wait for
the right women to come along
one who is brave enough to
climb all the way to the top

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just thot this was gud



I Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht I Cluod Aulaclty Uesdnatnrd Waht I Was Rdanieg. The Phaonmneal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid, Aoccdrnig To A Rscheearch At Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It Deosn’t Mttaer In Waht Oredr The Ltteers In A Wrod Are, The Olny Iprmoatnt Tihng Is Taht The Frist And Lsat Ltteer Be In The Rghit Pclae. The Rset Can Be A Taotl Mses And You Can Sitll Raed It Wouthit A Porbelm. Tihs Is Bcuseae The Huamn Mnid Deos Not Raed Ervey Lteter By Istlef, But The Wrod As A Wlohe. Amzanig Huh? Yaeh And I Awlyas Tghuhot Slpeling Was Ipmorantt!!!





The three most compelling evidence of all that jesus
was a women are
1.he fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
2. he kept trying to get a message accros to a bunch of men who just didnt get it
3.and even when he was dead he had to get up because there was work to do.
lol