Yeah, describe myself, I can say just about anything on here that would make someone bat an eye, the best description of yourself is what one sees in you, so I guess I will leave it at that until we talk and you can make up your own conclusions. I do not like judgmental people, it is not fair to take judgment on someone for their past, in this day and age, it is getting real hard to survive and keep your head above water. Biggest fear is waking up one day sitting on my front porch drinking my ice cold beer or ice tea alone, thinking "What would of happened if I had done this or that?" Life's too short. The simplest things in life are the most treasurable.


Well, I have been getting told that I need to update this thing since it has not changed in over 4 years I was mainly here for the forums and still enjoy em but times change.
I have been married once and divorced since '93 and have not found anyone suitable. So, lets sum up those years of LOL DATING!!!
Lets see here, If you have 5 kids from 3 or more men and looking to have another, Walk on. I am not willing to be your next sperm donation. Also means you are very unstable and not relationship material.
If you have no job buying your home and living on credit cards and can't pay em, jump to the next profile.
Got a TV in every childs room so you can not be disturbed so you can play on the net and do god knows what, Time to get offline!
BTW, the above does not classify you as a health care professional either. LMAO, I love that one.
OH, here is a good one, If you had a bad night tweakin' when you was younger and plucked ALL of your eye brows out and have to draw them in every morning with a "Magic Marker" LMAO you know how HIDEOUS you look in the morning. Be thankful with what god gave you. I would hate to wake up looking at ya and have a Barney Flashback and go ballistic on ya. Iffn there was one thing I hate and that is BARNEY!!!! BTW it is what men see in you not what you see in the mirror!! Eve did not have any make up for Adam.
If you think you always gotta be "Right" and you have this unseen notion that you are perfect, I am sorry huckleberry, you are not and far from it, no one is perfect.
Conversations take two people, not just you always talking or having to have the last word. It is good to listen but, sometimes a feller would like to talk or at least be heard.
Another good one, if you have a pic online looking for a feller showing your head and your lacy bra but no other pics of your body, means that the feller is gonna get some on the first date and you might as well have your tramp stamp on your forehead.
Brag that you own this and that but in reality you own nothing but a stacks of payments.
If you can not make a decision and when you do make one, change it and blame the other, NOT GOOD.
When you go out on a date, DO NOT talk or bring up things like, "You remember when we was here and ....." (We have never been there at all!! LMAO)or " Wasn't it you that told me???" Keep your men in tact, always a HUGE turn off.
Can not take care of a pet and instead of doing the proper thing by giving it away and throwing it over the neighbors fence, NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!
My oh my, I could go on but I won't. Isn't dating fun???? Basically, I am looking for someone who likes the outdoors and who can sit and relax and enjoy it. I do not care what you got, all I care about is who you are. Life is too short to be judge mental, after all, we are not perfect and given a chance, we can learn all there is to know about each other, that is what a relationship is, living and learning. I do not need to know everything about you, I would love to learn as we go.

Iffn' ya are a damn SQUATTER, walk the fuk on!!! I am not gonna pay yur damn bills nor will I allow you to make me feel sorry for ya!!! Been thar, DUN THAT!!!! E.B.M.!!!!

Oh lest not forget, If I should give you a gift, I had better not find it for sale on ebay!!!!!!!!!

I ain't got no six pack abs but, I sure got a pony keg that needs to be tapped!!!

Oh yes and lastly, if you read my posts in the forums and can not clarify between reality and what is done in humor, I don't care and it is not worth my time to explain it to you. I have made lots of friends on here from just the forums and it has been lots of fun we have had.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it has been over 4 years now and I FINALLY got banned from the forums!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Giddyup trapper!!!!

First Date????? LMAO!!!! Hmmm, How about a night out with flash lights huntin' night crawlers, cooler full of beer. That sounds like a wonderful first date to me.