I'm looking for an educated, fun, fit woman to spend some time with...
Ideally, she is:

Attractive:
Sorry, but it's a prerequisite, I happen to like beautiful women. Not necessarily a model, beauty is subjective... you'll need to be beautiful too me, and that usually involves a ton of self confidence amd a good sense of humor.

Intelligent:
If you've never read a book that wasn't assigned to you, if you don't long to understand the world around you, if you don't like learning about the past, ranting about the present and speculating on the future, then we might just bore each other.

Witty:
I like to make jokes: dirty, cheesy, and in between. I like sarcastic girls who know how to put me in my place. In short: playful, witty, and not too easily offended.

Sorry I am receiving higher email volumes than normal I appreciate your patience and I will get back to you as soon as I am next available. All emails will be answered in the order that they were sent, sending another one will only make your wait longer.
Not trying to be a jerk or anything just being straight forward. So you know what I'am looking for!

Take you out to McDonalds my Treat!