Studying hard at ISU and living the dream! Since my description was too short let me tell you a little story.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LAND OF BRAD THERE WAS A FISH NAMED GILBERT WHO COULD BREATHE THE AIR, SO ONE DAY HE DECIDED TO TRY TO SWIM IN THE BROOK LIKE THE OTHER FISH, BUT HE DROWNED. THAT WAS PRETTY SAD SO A PREACHER CAME FROM THE ROCK OF AGES AND DELIVERED A BIBLE UNTO HIM AND SAID RISE UP YOU STUPID FISH. SO THE FISH WAS LIKE, YEAH WHATEVER PREACHER MAN AND DIED AGAIN. THEN FIREBALLS FELL FROM THE SKY AND SO I RAN OFF INTO THE DESERT FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS WHERE I BUILT A GIANT ASS ROCK SHELTER TAKING WITH ME 2 ANIMALS OF EVERY KIND, BUT I FORGOT TO CHECK THEIR GENDERS SO THEY WERE ALL HOMOSEXUALS. MY PLAN WAS FOILED, BUT I SAW SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER SAW BEFORE. A BUNCH OF LESBIAN GIRAFFES GETTIN IT ON. THAT WAS PRETTY MESSED UP. SO BEFORE LONG I WAS LIKE, THIS ZOO IS LAME, AND SO I TOOK A RUNNING LEAP INTO THE GRAND CANYON AND AS I WAS FALLING I RIPPED OPEN MY MAN SHIRT AND THIS INDIAN CHICK WAS WATCHIN AND SHE WAS FOREVER IN LOVE WITH MY MAN CHEST SO SHE CALLED UPON THE EAGLE TO SAVE ME, WHICH HE DID, BUT HE TOLD ME THAT I OWED HIM A FREAKIN FISH FOR DINNER. SO I WENT BACK TO THAT STREAM WHERE THE PREACHER MAN KEPT BRINGIN THE DAMN FISH BACK TO LIFE AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND TOOK THE FISH BACK TO THE EAGLE. THEN THE EAGLE ATE IT AND SUDDENLY HE COULDN'T BREATHE. SO I THREW HIM INTO THE BROOKE AND HE LIVED THERE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AS THE ONLY GODDAMN EAGLE THAT COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER AND EAT FISH.

Probably all kinds of awesome stuff. Like talk, and walk, and drink whatever stuff like coffee or beer. Possibly would climb a tree or run into a pole while skipping to the lou my darling. Also not watch you sit on your phone for a half hour texting people or whatever... that's no fun.