Hi there, Demon here. I like to party, ride motorcycles, get rude, crude, at totally socially unecceptable sometimes. But, not all the time, I'm intellegent (though I DO hide it well!>winks)I do have a soft side, I'm intense, passionate, and have a firm belief that "soulmates" are created with time, not just whipped up in the "Karma Factory" I dislike Drama, Drama Queens, Princesses, Diva's and the rest of the "Drama Royal Family" plus I'm not really into anoroxic model types. If you are a "model" type,.. you BETTER have an intellectual mind (because looking at you, gets old, after a while ..Honest!,.. believe it or not!)Ok... Now that I've scared off at least 75%...to the remaining 25% I say.. Hey.. Let's party!, Live, and have some FUN!
And, No.. I'm NOT a fool,. I realize being "honest" cuts my chances a LOT on ANY site... BUT, it also gets rid of the "undesireables" as far as me having to sort through tons of "they think they can change" me types.I feel a "real" woman will read between the lines & make up her own mind... Your plus, you're not getting the normal B/S you usually get, only to find out it was a tragic waste of your time.

OK, for the ones that absolutely INSIST on Pink Butt Smoke:
Hello there, Demon here. I'm looking for a virtuous woman, to spend Sundays at church with, snuggled up on the couch watchin great classics like "The 10 Commandments" with Charlton Heston, prayer meetings, tent revivals, and weddings & baptisms for people we don't even know. Someone who will respect me for My intelligence, My strong moral character, and caring, nurturing nature. A morally strong, independent, and caring woman (even a midget)who would want to share her feelings with a like individual. A spiritually clean spirit (which, if you just happened to look like a sultry Penthouse Pet,. I wouldn't hold that agaist you, or judge you ) If this is you, and this is your innermost desire, please contact me, and I will get back to you... someday.

Hmmm.. If I fill this section out.. I may scare at least 18% of the remaining 25%! So.. let's just wing-it, & play it by ear,..ok? Hope to hear from at least 16% of you out there!
PS: I'm honest, & blunt as a brick in the face,.. because it's served me well. So.. are ya out there? or looking for Mr. B/S? Also, after trolling the Pleny of Fish "Profile waters" I've notice a LOT of e-mail filter restrictions on certain "fish" ....Age restrictions, smoking restrictions, Must not e-mailed for intimate encounter, other relationship, must not be married, bleh, bleh, bleh etc, etc, etc. Well,..Since I'm a North Carolina resident, and not using "lures"..only "Natural bait" (ME) I shouldn't NEED extra permits!
With that said, if You are waiting to hear from me,.it's probably NOT going to happen. If You like what you read, like what you see,.. e-mail me. If you're looking to hang out, Party a bit, talk, do things.. I'm probably your guy. Heck,.. I'll drink with anyone (well unless you P.O'd me before-hand) Drinkin, talkin' hangin out, shootin' pool, public, private.. it's all good.I'll talk to anyone, 18-90,(sorry, had to cut it off someplace!) but those 18-20 year olds that have to have "X" on their hand in a bar, kinda throws a wet blanket on things, & I'm NOT buyin you alcohol! I'm really not looking for anything but friends & good times, but in Life, You never know what's going to happen.
If I were a "Player", I wouldn't have wrote ANY of the above statements, but told you what a "wonderful" guy I was, and planted my lips on your butt,started smooching, all the time blowing pink smoke up it... think about it.
DISCLAIMER: This profile is not intended to offend anyone, if blunt Honesty, is not your thing.. Please proceed to Mr. Right's profile for "Smooches & Pink smoke" Thank you...
PPS: Oh, and on the "Seperated thing" I haven't seen My EX in about 9 years.. and the reason I haven't gotten a divorce is because it acts as a VERY good "safety valve" to keep me from making THAT mistake again! }}}winks{{{ Thanks, Demon

MY E-MAIL RESTRICTIONS:

Must NOT be a Post-op Transsexual...
Must NOT be a Pre-op Transexual...
Must NOT be a Transvestite...
Must NOT thump Me over the head W/Bible...
Must HAVE 5 GOOD teeth (tight fitting dentures ok)...
Grandfather/Older Brother or Uncle Must NOT be YOUR Father!...
Must NOT be a "closet Dominatrix or Mistress" (Submissives are OK)...

Ok, That's pretty much it, I can handle about anything else!
Now.. on the "Other" relationship thing. Basically, it's the one that fits me best. Why? Because I like all the choices..Had more, but ran out of room.