Dear World,

I have been told that I need to tell you about myself. However, I hesitate in doing so because I don't actually know all that much about you. And I'm not generally in the habit of talking myself up to strangers... or at all, in fact. Plus, for all I know, you could be an axe murderer and I could be your next victim. But let's not get into such morbid discussion at such an early time. After all, as the world, we have a responsibility to each other. Or so it seems.

Thanks for 'listening'. Even if you are crazy and upside down.

Anon.