I'm an attractive, sexy woman. I'm funny and love to laugh. I really enjoy making other people laugh; as I have a GREAT sense of humor and having large breasts doesn't hurt either! LOL!! (Had to throw that in there!) Oh and just because my profile says N/A in the smarts department.....At least once a week I THINK, so please disregard that.
Here's the deal -- I'm not looking for the love of my life, but I'm not looking to just get laid either. If either situation should occur from natural progression, well that's just the icing on the cake.
When it comes to dating, I'm a bit old fashioned. I expect to have doors opened and chairs pulled out for me...the whole chivalrous nine yards. Blame my Dad. Am I prude? HELL NO!! I love passion and want lots of it, but I'm serious in what I want and I don't wanna be played. No GAMES here -- I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. (Where the hell did that saying come from??)
WORST FIRST DATES WITH NO HOPE OF A SECOND...
1. I was asked out to dinner....He was late, strike one. Walking into the restaurant he kept asking me about my friend and about her sex life... Strike two. Then when the waiter took our order, I ordered a small salad, he ordered NOTHING saying "I ate before I came". Yeah, something was up alright. Well my salad came, he asked me to order him another Coke while he went to the little boys room, and he never came back! Strike three....he's OUT!
2. I decided to try my luck with an older man. He was 51, thought he'd be mature. That's what I get for thinking. Well he was on time, and he was a nice looking man and nicely dressed. So far so good. Nice dinner and very easy conversation. Getting better. We sit in my car and talk for a while and he asks me if he can kiss me. Wow, I'm thinking "finally, a gentleman". We kissed and it was good, I like to kiss. Well time flies when you're having fun, he was a good kisser, he was not groping me or trying for the pants, but after 2 1/2 hours of kissing, it all came to a screeching halt when he politely says "I need to jerk off" I jokingly said "go ahead" so.... he did! I just sat there and watched.
3. My latest.... I had a very nice dinner with a funny, attractive man. We seemed to hit it off. He asked if I wanted to do something else so I suggested we could go have a few drinks, he agreed. I dropped my car at my house and he drove us to a bar where my friends were hanging out. Please take note, my drink limit is 2 beers. I'm a light weight when it comes to booze. The first 2 beers went down so smoothly and I was feeling good, and I didn't have to drive so I had another, and another then a double shot of Sex-On-The-Beach. Well I was all relaxed and leaning into him when he whispered in my ear "do you know your breasts are against my arm?" I hadn't noticed it at that point, but I guess it was a problem for him, so I sat up. One annoying problem solved. Well now Tootsie is feeling really relaxed and yeah, ok, a little frisky. Well unconsciously, my nails were running up and down his thigh, and he pointed out his erection to me. That's when I put a stop to another annoying problem. OK, time to go home, we park in a romantic dark spot and start making out....hey, I like kissing what can I say. He was very good, his hands wandered, but were not rude....yet. Well after a bit he tried to open my pants....whoa slow down there cowboy. Had to pull on the reins a few times, then when I was thinking it was time to close the barn door...."little Ed" makes an appearance and he starts to push my head down. Big NO NO. Whatever happened to manners and asking a girl?
If you would ever try any of these maneuvers on a first date, please do not contact me... But if your mom taught you to be a gentleman and you can wait till we know each other better... I CAN ASSURE YOU that I can be as horny, if not HORNIER than you. You won't be disappointed.
If this sounds like something that you agree with and perhaps something that you are looking for as well --- Drop me an e-mail and say "HI"!! I would really enjoy hearing from you.
My Space/ Tootseye
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ask me for a date and we'll discuss it.
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Hay guys...She is one SPECIAL LADY. Down to earth, not pretentious or looking to get in your wallet. Very fun to be with...but be warned, don't look into her eyes...you may be smittened. Very well spoken, jeans or an evening dress, you will be proud to have her on your arm!
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