Ahoy mateys! Welcome!


Please for the love of god, learn proper grammar and spelling people! "if yew typee lyke diss do not messsage meh okaii??"
Also, if you are going to write me a message, put some thought and EFFORT INTO IT. Not just, "hi" or "how are you".`You really arent going to get much interest out of me if you can't form more than one sentance.

About me:

> I am bisexual. I want either a man, or a woman. For women I am mostly attracted to The kinda skinny ones, with the short hair, peirced..Gahhh...loves it.!

> I am everything, the best of my kind, If you displease me I'll simply have your head tarred and hung from the rafters. You will never ever meet another woman like me.

> I love zombies, anything and everything about zombies is totally cool in my books. Seriously...If zombies attack, come find me, I'll keep you alive *sigh*

> I'm an uber dork (of dramatical wordy proportions). Literaly.

> I'm in love with a comic book charicter (johnny the homicidal maniac okay??.) He's just bairly evil enough for me hah.

> I play the upright bass. (not every well anymore though)

> I collect action figures (Resident evil, Spawn, Todd Mc Farlaine's dragons, etc..)

> I have ears stretched to half inch, nose ring, and 3 tattoos, ask me where they are if you dare

Well enough about me, lets talk about you...*dun dun dun dun*



In order to get even a second look from me you gotta have a pic, if I can go through the trouble so can you..If your tall, dark and handsome, may as well click someone else, I like short, pale and rather sarcastic.
If you are a meat head, with bigger muscles than your head, click on someone else. This is not my type. I like guys who are skinny to average, and nice and tall. So to make this even more clear, I'm not looking for Mr / Miss cassanova, rather, I'd like someone like me, who I can relax with and play video games with, someone I can shout at the t.v with while watching sports. Finally, I want someone who will let me spoil them and do the same for me in return.

A guy who brings a girl a flower and acts all shy and nervous while giving it to her is so cute! (hint hint everyone) One last thing, if you view me, have the courtesy to drop a line, I'm not saying you have to do anything more than that but creeping my page every day is just...well creepy.

I figure sitting in our underwear and talking about politics?

We could go outside after dark and spot star formations in the sky.

Have a midnight picnic under the light of the moon perhaps?

We could also make voodoo dolls of all our ex lovers and play with the dolls all night, until we finally decide to throw them in the big and conviniently placed bonfire in my living room.

You could hold my hand while I get something peirced?

**In the brightest hour, of my darkest day, I realized what is wrong with me, cant get over you, cant get through to you, its been a helter skelter romance from the start. Take these memories, that are haunting me, of a paper man, cut into shreds, by his own pair of sicsors, he'll never forgive her, he'll never forgive her**