I'm a SWM looking for a long term relationship. I would like to find someone close to home.

I'm a catfish, some people think they're ugly, but if you take the hook and worm out of it's mouth and wash the mud off and stand back a ways it don't look so bad.
I've procrastinated long enough, it's time to write something in here.
I was using the woman serial killer as a excuse not to work on my profile. But she's gone now. Either caught by the law or moved on.
I'm back, I discovered i could live anywhere on my profile so i moved to the Virgin islands but i was the only one there.

There is a woman on here that lures men to her home for sex and she kills and dismembers their bodies. I don't want to do that, not on the first date anyway.

I suppose on our first date i'll pick you up in my car(being the gentleman that i am, i'll do the pushing and you can steer)and we'll go somewhere where we can talk. You know, like miniature golf, or bowling. If you can't bowl without drinking beer then you push and i steer on the way home.

I live across the hall from the guy that runs this website from his apartment and in exchange for me doing his homework.(He's only 15 years old you know!)He set it up so only the nicest friendliest most charming ladies can view my profile.

I read your profile all the way through.