****UPDATED****(New P.S.)

Hello to all potential readers!

First off, I have a very bizarre sense of humor, and I rarely take other people's emotions into account when I'm being funny. You very well might be offended but then again they're just words. So if you are easily offended, we probably wouldn't work out.

However if you can take a joke and see the humor in horrible situations (which honestly makes dealing with life a lot easier) then read on!

I am an honest person, I am loyal, and a gentleman. Do not expect me to always be nice, but I try to make a conscious effort to treat people the way I would like to be treated.

I respect honesty above all else. I can take bad news and accept it better then anyone. Please, if you aren't interested, just say something. It will help evolve the species in the right direction, because right now, the common ignore-until-you-leave method pisses people off, and is seriously the most childish and cowardly thing you can do.

I do not like weak people. I do not want someone who complains about every single thing and lets life defeat them at every turn. You can complain about your job and b*tch about people around you, but a flat tire should not ruin your day. I want someone who screams into the storm, "Is that the best you've got!" Mind you, crazy is not what I'm looking for, but someone who demands more out of life is the only person who is going to get along with me.

I want an interesting person. My friends include cops, Special Forces, artists, cherished souls, fire fighters, geniuses, and people who have taken every opportunity to live the best life they can. If your idea of a fun night is to get smashed at the same bar with the same people making the same comments about people you consider below you, then f*ck off. You need to bring something to the table and you damn well better be interesting. I'm not expecting you to have stories like mine, but something better then sitting around your house all day, surfing the internet, and slowly waiting to die is a necessity.

While I say this, I am hoping to find a woman who can calm me down. Not someone you restricts what I do, and tells me I can say this, or I can do that. That will not work. However, I want someone I will think twice before doing something, because I don't have that now. I have the self preservation thought going through my head, but I want a woman who will make me want to change who I am, to a degree...

I like going to the movies, sitting in a book store, hiking in Flagstaff in the winter with my dog, playing video games, and trying new things. I bike five miles before work every morning, and I rock climb with a friend at least once a week. I'm a very open, creative, and diverse person, and my interests illustrate that extremely well. I enjoy sitting in the coffee house discussing the shape of the universe and the philosophy of God as much as I like getting drunk with my friends and watching South Park. I am interested in photography, drawing, and almost anything art related.

I travel a lot, and have friends all over the globe. I just went to Europe (England, France, Belgium and Holland) in April, and I'm heading to Italy next October. Hopefully I'll get down to Mexico by the end of the year to get in my shark diving trip.

I am not a jock, a nerd, a preppy, or any other social type that can be summarized by a single word. I am an experience, as I hope most of you are. I have thousands of stories of what I have done, and I will have a thousand more by the end of the year.

I would like to have kids some day, and I'm not afraid of commitment, however I do take my time with things, so don't be surprised if I don't rush into things.

Thank you again.

P.S. How are so many people close minded on here? Hell, I never miss a chance to talk to somebody. Who knows? You might meet a nice friend, have a good conversation, or maybe hear an awesome joke you've never heard before. The mere fact that you may find someone to love or at least like (which is a start)on here just by chatting with people is amazing in it's own right. How the hell do people not take the chance to talk to others when the opportunity presents itself? It seems stupid of people to not even try.

P.P.S. I'm not going to bother restructuring or any of that, however in the last few months my life changed significantly for the better, so I decided it should be a good time to update. I'm no longer truly looking for anyone on here. In a matter of honesty, I'm incredibly busy with school, learning French, trying to build my other languages, and getting ready to leave the country in two years. And I don't mean that in a "Yeah, I'm working on my novel the last six years" way either.

Summer, 2011, I'm gone.

I figure I will still talk to people as is my nature, and I still will enjoy the odd night out, however in the interest of being fair, I'm no longer looking for anything serious as that will distract me from my goal. You have been forewarned.

P.P.P.S. I thought people came here because they were sick of the sh*t they got in the real world. But they act exactly the same way. Have some ****ing decency. Expand your horizons. Actually be honest for ONCE! Ignoring your problems is why people in the real world treat you like shit. Own your ****ing life and have some balls, or enjoy dying alone. No one will mourn the loss of another needless harpy.

I hope my words have struck some cord, but don't have fear in telling someone to **** off. If you're afraid of retribution or a stalker, learn how to fight. Learning Muay Thai does wonders for you. Being able to crush someone's lungs in with one swift move to the chest will leave you liberated and living with less fear. Then maybe we can evolve, but in the mean time, enjoy the countless sh*t you put up with. It's all you ****ing deserve until you demand better through your actions.

P.P.P.P.S. Wow, I come off as angry at times... I would re-edit this out, but honestly, it is incredibly true. Imagine the message without the anger, and that's closer to who I really am.

I would like to try shark diving for a first date, but living in the desert and not being a billionaire kind of hampers that one. I'm up for almost anything, miniature golf is fun, so is bowling, but I'm terrible at both. I like playing pool, but pool halls are rarely the place you would like to visit on a first date with someone.

I usually like to tailor what a date will be to the person I'm going on it with. After talking for a little while, I'll figure something out that both of us can enjoy.