The best way to describe myself? I look somewhat young,I act like I'm in my 20's,and I have the financial security of someone in their 60's. If that mixed bag sounds good to you,I'm your man. lol I have no major issues,(that I know of) no baggage,a bit old fashioned,very funny,and according to my 80 year old mom,very very cute. lol

Originally from Pennsylvania. Grew up in Southern California. Did the L.A./Hollywood/Malibu thing in the 70's,which may explain my laidback lifestyle. lol I actually lived at the beach for 4 years. Now I'm in the desert. How did that happen? A few earthquakes,a riot,overcrowding and unaffordable housing will do that.

By the way,I have a great idea for everyone on dating sites. Display your worst pictures,not your best. That way,no one will be disappointed when you first meet. If you don't have any bad pictures,your very educated,and like the finer things in life,then what the heck are you doing on a free dating site? lol

I've learned something on dating sites that both men and women should follow. It's easy to get all worked up and excited over a few good e-mails when your addicted to this thing.(You know who you are) Our standards are too high and not very realistic. How many times did we delete our soulmate? My advice? Expect the worse,and be excited and surprised if it works.

To all those ladies in an office somewhere with time on their hands sending me dirty e-mails. STOP THAT.

To all those lonely women in a trailer park somewhere in Apache Junction that e-mailed me asking if I could overlook the fact that they weigh 300 pounds and could I judge them for their minds. One word: WHAT?????

If I have learned anything about dating and relationships over the years,it's how important that you be with someone you have a lot in common with. If you choose to "settle", it's like using one ply toliet paper. It might work sometimes,but when it doesn't. YIKES

MY LIFE,PART 1: Saw The Beatles in concert in 1964. Played little league baseball with Kevin Costner. My older brother was the lead guitarist for a big 60's rock band. Went to the same high school as Tiger Woods.(20 years apart) Grew up down the street from Disneyland with a season pass.(yeaaaaa) Attended all 4 World Series games here. Never smoked or did drugs,ever. Been to Hawaii 3 times. Got married. Got divorced. Shy and humble,but don't take crap from anyone. A bit of a bad boy,but a nice one.

You can really judge someones character (or lack of) if they don't like pets. If you are allergic to them,that's different. But other than that,I just don't understand. If your in this catagory,stop right here. Not interested.

Sometimes I feel being on a dating site is like looking through a dirty laundry hamper trying to find something to wear,hoping it will be cleaner than the rest.

Everybody has a different way of having "fun". Mine is not holding an alcholic beverage in my hand during happy hour at some noisy bar. But hey,that's me.

I know it's hard to judge someone by reading a profile. In fact,it's impossible. How many times did we pass up a soulmate because the person that wrote it was not good with words? And most people look better(or worse)in person.

I love movies,sports,music,and travel. I've played organized and semi-pro softball and baseball (Pirates and Royals) for over 25 years. I don't smoke or drink, and I like to stay fit and healthy. I have no kids. I love dogs. I love to write,and have done several movie scripts and acted in short films. I also did an episode of "Home Improvment". After 12 years working 70 hour weeks in the corporate world,I decided to give up the big pay check and semi-retired. I discovered that less is more. If your job is the most important thing in your life,then we won't get along. It's time to slow down and have some fun. Life is way too short.

I didn't get to retire at a very early age by being lazy,stupid,and uneducated, so I won't be someone's "project". I've walked the walk,talked the talk,and have nothing to prove. Arrogance is talking. Confidence is doing. I've done it. Now I'm very happy and laid back.I'm not into Nascar or motorcycles. I hate Vegas,I hate noisy bars,and I hate holiday weekend traffic. I'll stay home,thank you very much.

I would be pretty much up for anything,except jumping out of an airplane.(Unless it's on fire,and on the ground) I also won't sleep in the woods,when I can stay at a Holiday Inn.(Lions and tigers and bears,oh my) I think it's possible to be just as social over a Blizzard at Dairy Queen as it is over a glass of wine at some place in Scottsdale. And I rather do two days at Disneyland than two days in Vegas. But hey,that's me.

My flaws? It's better to list them rather than my good points,because they are the things that define a relationship. I'm competitive.I hate authority.I should listen more than react.I should floss more.I should swallow my ego now and then and ask for directions.(A typical male flaw) I should quit thinking I know more things than most people.(Even though it's true) I should accept the fact that I'm not 20 years old anymore and should slow down and start eating better.(On second thought,forget the last two)

I never understood the concept of a man being called "shallow" because he's not attracted to someone overweight. I wonder how many women have drolled over fat little bald headed men.

AND THE PLENTY OF FISH DUMB DUMB AWARD OF THE WEEK GOES TO: I find it stunning that some people actually think reality shows are "real". I guess this is where common sense(or lack of)comes into play. Think about it. They know a camera is on them. And boring everyday conversation will not produce ratings. Duhhhh. Do you notice that when they wake up in the morning that their hair is combed and they don't need a shave. IT'S CALLED A SCRIPT. Duhhhhh.

**** I received an e-mail from some nice young lady asking me to put a picture on this with my shirt off: I WILL IF YOU WILL.

**** Another e-mail from a girl told me in a very nice way that "fluffy" women need love and affection as well. I agree. That's what "fluffy" men are for.


MOVIE REVIEW: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" Goodness gracious,what the hell happen here? It sucks.I was shocked how bad this was. And I'm a hugh fan of the first three films. Oh well.

These are would could happen on our first "meet",including the length of time it will take.

* We decide were both nice,but the chemistry and attraction is just not there for us.
(30-45 minutes)

* I like you a lot, but your disappointed I don't look more like George Clooney. (30 minutes)

* 90 percent of the conversation is about how great your ex was. (25 minutes)

* You show up with a tattoo. (20 minutes)

* Somewhere in the conversation,you tell me you like Nascar over baseball. (20 minutes)

* You voted for George Bush for a second term. (I'll have to think on that one. Most of the country was very confused 4 years ago)

* You tell me you don't like pets. (10 minutes)

* Your beautiful,your crazy about me,and you love the fact that my home is paid off
and if you married me,you would never have to work again. (30 seconds. After I bring up the subject of "PRE NUP".)

* You show up weighing 200 pounds,even though you lied and put "athletic" on your body type.
(No time. I'm in my car driving off before you even sit down)

* We hit it off. (2 1/2 hours,counting lunch afterwards. Not counting on the phone for one hour that evening,hinting I might take you to Lake Tahoe or Hawaii with me this summer)

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