I had this BRILLIANT profile before. It was funny and entertaining and I was completely amazed at my own writing skills. That is of course until all the guys who responded to it turned out to be overgrown children who were dying to have cyber sex or offered to choke me if we ever had sex. I have a look of innocence. Don't be fooled. I may have been raised in Ohio, but I don't like to be choked. You have no idea how many times I've been told I'd like that and not while having sex either. It's so funny how many guys on here think that I'm puttin out all of my deep dark bedroom secrets for the world to see. Please, I don't kiss and tell. Well I mean I do, but only to all of the girls that I work with, my bestfriends, Jesus, the homeless man that sits in front of my job oh and that little kid who lives down the hall. Hey you are never to young to learn about the birds and the bees. Although it was kinda awkward when he asked his mom about a Cleveland Steamer. If you think I'm being serious there is seriously something wrong with you. Having said that I've decided to redo this thing. Does it mean that I'm still not as charming and adorable as before? Of course not. I'm still me.

I have a smile that can make a person's day. I've been told that by several drunk men. I honestly am a very sweet individual. I don't care about the material things. I'm the girl you can take home to your mom and know won't embarrass you.

I'm a bit of a music addict. Everything I do involves music. I think that everything in life has a song that goes with it. Rather it be the Bad Day song or the Barbie Girl song, it'll make sense in the right moment.

I'm sarcastic. I still think that yo mama is a good come back. I'm funny, but not funny looking. I love to laugh and can pretty much find the funny in just about anything. I don't take myself too seriously.

Affection and romance is very important to me. So if you're interested in me, you're gonna have to show you care. Anybody can say they do, but to me actions speak louder than words. It's not about spending money on me. It's about being there when I have a bad day. Holding my hand in public. Being a gentleman. I won't get offended if you hold the door open for me. I'll respect you for it even more. I love to cuddle. I love that safe feeling when a guy's arms are around me. I won't lie, I do enjoy making out. I don't think you're ever too old to do that. Although there are some people who I wish wouldn't do that in public. Ya know like the weird 50 year olds who still think they are 16 and feel the need to show their youth by playing a game of taste what I had for lunch with your tongue.

Now for what I don't want. For starters, telling me about your Friday night coke addiction doesn't make me want you. Yeah yeah, I know you need it to keep you up all weekend so you can party like the rock star you secretly wished you were. I've got news for ya, all you're doing is giving yourself a one way ticket to rehab. If we meet up at a bar because it's after work hours on a Friday night and it's too late to go eat a proper dinner it doesn't mean I want to have sex with you. It just means that I already ate dinner and it's not me wanting to eat your sausage. OOH and my absolute favorite thing, when I say I don't want to blow you or have sex with you, obviously 69 is out of the question. Again, so sad that I have to say any of that. I happen to be a girl who actually doesn't put out on the first date. I know it's sooo rare in this town to find somebody like me, but that's just how it is. While we're at it, how about I list what I'm not looking for. Sorry boys, but I'm not looking for a black guy. There I've said it. I may be black, but I'll take my blue eyed boys any day. Ok, go ahead and send the hate mail and go ahead and inform me that I'm ashamed of being black and that it's wrong that I don't date "the brothas". Sorry, I'm just not attracted. Having said that, don't be surprised that I don't like hip/hop or r&b. Give me my Howie Day any day. Although I do gotta admit to liking Seal. Does he count? I'm not a fan of facial hair. After all I do shave my legs and armpits. Now if you'd like me to let it grow free, then by all means keep your facial hair. See, I'm not THAT demanding. I should also state that the 5 o'clock shadow is kinda sexy sometimes. So don't think that you gotta run home from work and shave before seeing me. By the way, what is up with you guys having pictures where you're wearing sunglasses? Seriously, that does not count as a picture. While you're at it, why don't you just go ahead and take a picture wearing a bag on your head? I WILL NOT respond to somebody who doesn't have a picture posted or only has pictures posted of them wearing sunglasses. I have plenty of pictures up for you to see of me so I ask for the same treatment.

Last but not least, I am not a bandage. I am not here to fix your broken heart. If you are not ready for a relationship, please do not contact me. Seriously, what's the point in starting something if you can't finish it. It's not fair to you and it's certainly not fair to me. So if you are not ready for a relationship, just want to hang out or are moving away in a year, please do not waste my time.

I thought I knew the perfect answer to that from years of watching romantic movies and what not. However as I've gotten older I realized that there is no perfect first dates. The only thing that I'd want to do on a first date would be connect with somebody. Not oh he's so hot I'll give him a chance even though he is about as interesting as a piece of paper. So on my perfect first date I'd like to laugh until I cried. That's what I'd like to do.

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