****** I have decided to pursue a long term possibility... wish me luck**** I promise you my 3 kids (11,8, and 6) will never ever cause one single tiny problem or issue. They are too busy working on the cure for cancer. My kids understand that my dating life is far more important than me taking care of them, so they will just sit in the corner and study their Latin.
I used to be a Bronco’s cheerleader but I had to quit to finish my doctoral degree in “How to make a man happy.” With a minor in “attending to his every need.” I’m a large size 2, I’d like to lose a few pounds but I’m working on making a new kind of beer. I have 6 or 7 kegs that I just can’t get rid of.
I’m looking for a man who will have time to watch all the sports and cable TV that I am missing so that I can work and keep the house clean.
But seriously, I am a smart ass, so if you didn't see any humor in the paragraph above, let me turn off the headlights so you can continue across the road… there you go scamper on your way Bambi… :-)
I think the constitution has been amended fewer times than this profile. I start to think about what I’ve written, then I think, I wonder if I offended anyone. I try to change it so that it’s more appealing and all I end up with is the dribble that you just read. So I’ll just be honest and be me.
I can’t promise you any of the above, but I’m happy with how my life has turned out. I’m happy with the way I look. I have a lot of energy and I like to joke around and make conversation about irreverent topics, the more irreverent the better. I enjoy writing classical music. It is my one true passion. My kids are my life and in reality, they come first. I don’t expect anyone to take care of them. They don’t need a dad; they already have one. In fact I do not let my kids meet any guy I date until it’s very serious. At this point I’m looking for someone to supplement my daily dose of adult conversation and activities.
I would like to meet someone intelligent, actually brilliant, stopping just short of the genius who sits in the corner at parties making origami penguins. However, if people call you a “smart ass” on a regular basis, I already like you. I’d like to meet someone kind, caring, and respectful who shares my passion for creativity. If you didn’t have a sense of humor, I suspect you would have moved on before the end of this profile which is really for the best…

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