Humor wanted: I love to laugh, and I have a cute smile with big lips, nice teeth, and dimples. :) I am always joking around and make it a priority to have fun as much as humanly possible!
I like to maintain positive friendships and close personal relationships with my family and friends. I am a beautiful person inside and out. I believe in honesty and am not into playing games, unless we are talkin kickball, dodgeball, killball, basketball, etc. You get the picture...
I am very intelligent and opinionated. I am down to earth, sarcasticly witty, and very cool. I like to be surrounded by inspiring artistic and intelligent people, and enjoy expressing my own creativity at times. Variety and versatility give me the urge to take up many different skills.
I am a unique and creative person that will keep the right person eternally intrigued. I like to relax at the beach, rollerblade, swim, and hang with my crew...
I hope to meet an honest, funny, sweet, thoughtful, caring, sexy, Christian man. I am looking for friends, while waiting for my soulmate to make himself known...
I like to be spontaneous and sometimes act impulsively, love to travel and see what the world has to offer, and enjoy meeting new inspiring people that make me smile!
P.S. I know this can be fixed and I am not trying to be ignorant, but if your teeth are all jacked up and/or missing, please reveal that in your email and or pics as this is a major turnoff for me....(especially if you think our friendship could turn into something more) Also, if you say you are healthy, yet you do partake in numerous drugs and look like this has been the case for years, please do yourself a favor and dont bother with me as I am not into that scene, never was and never will be.....It ages and slowly kills you!!
P.S.S. That picture in the pink shirt with the polka dots is recent from this year! I know it has a date of 2007, but I just got a new camera and did not set the date right....lol
First Date
I love adventure, romance, humor, thoughtfulness, and will go with the flow. It doesnt have to be to planned completely out, but I do like to know an idea of what we would be up to, so I can dress accordingly...I would like the first date to be planned by my new prospect, any ideas?!
I know what I'd like to do, but us real women need to know about your skills and don't want to ruin the surprise, now, do we? LOL
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