I like long walks...
deep into the woods...
where nobody will be able to hear you scream!
haha
Just messin. But look at you already imagining taking me into the bushes. You wish!
Slow down, girl! I'm old-fashioned; you gotta treat me right before I give up the goods. Don't worry; if you're smart, funny, beautiful, and extremely rich then I'll give you a chance.
Just kidding...
you don't have to be the first three.

By the way, if you don't have a sense of humor about all of this, then you really need to lighten up; meeting people is supposed to be fun!
Relax.
Don't worry; I DO know how to be serious, and always am at the right times.
Some random stuff about me:
I...
-love competition and sports...and especially love playing soccer.
-am not shy.
-have a motorcycle...Yamaha R6...it's blue. (Yes, I have a car too.)
-come from a huge, close, loving, and supportive family.
-am 1 of 50 first cousins and have a bunch of nieces and nephews and love kids.
-LOVE TO SING...with a band, karaoke, whatever.
-have done stand up...and have video proof.
-am left-handed.
-hablo Español con soltura.
-drive top down, singing at the top of my lungs and don't care what anyone thinks.
-believe people are inherently good.
-think chemistry is EXTREMELY important.
-am confident and take chances.
-won't settle.
-have been EXTREMELY lucky in life and am very grateful for everyone/everything I have.
-own a restaurant that's on Travel Channel's Top 10 List. woohoo!
(I promise I'm not bragging...It's been very tough and I'm just really happy with how I've turned it around.)
-speak my mind and won't waste my time or yours.

YOU...
-get it.
-are confident and intelligent!
-have a kickass sense of humor.
-aren't overly reserved or shy.
-aren't afraid to be silly.
-love kids and don't mind being one at times.
-have a beautiful smile that makes me melt.
-are a great kisser.
-always smell good...and have an intoxicating scent.
-have soft skin and smooth, silky legs.
-aren't intimidated when people stare at us; it's because we're the best looking, happiest couple in the place, not just because we're making out!
-are kind to everyone.
-have goals and aspirations beyond buying new shoes or being seen at a club opening.
-help those who are less fortunate, are open to volunteer work, and don't mind giving a homeless person food or money and don't just assume "they'll spend it on booze."
-are in relatively good shape, care about your health, and get some kind of exercise...dancing, walking, gym, sports, hiking, biking, etc..
-are adventurous and don't mind spontaneity.
- a lot.
-know the difference between there, their, and they're.
-are outgoing, honest, generous, and compassionate with character and integrity.
-and I guess it wouldn't hurt if you knew how to give great backrubs. ha

PS-No crazies please.

I'M LOOKING FOR QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY!

I gotta admit...I have no "online" game. I don't have time for writing emails back & forth all day for weeks. Personal, real-life interaction is necessary to gauge chemistry. Unfortunately, until we talk, you're just a screen name & a picture to me. I mean, we don't even know what each other's voices sound like.
Talking/hanging out soon is key. If you disagree...that's ok...
it just means you're retarded.

I've noticed many people put "Non-Religious" on here. Seriously? I didn't realize there we so many. I'm not self-righteous or anything, but I AM proud to be Catholic and Christian...and I even go to church on Sundays. I know...weird, right? I also know mentioning that will make some people not want to email me. Oh f*ckin well! Their loss. You should have morals and the same basic beliefs...
It's just easier that way.

I don't always have time to reply right away, but if I haven't deleted your email, then I plan on replying. (maybe)
Patience, grasshopper.
I'm NOT on here just looking for sex...nor am I looking to just jump blindly into something crazy serious or get married today...
or tomorrow even...
Maybe next week?

Bonus points if you're a good singer or dancer...or speak Spanish.

So...
Here we are.
Let's talk.

Ps-For the folks with risque pics: Where's the modesty? Seriously, nobody wants a ho.
I'm not here to waste my time or yours. Attraction is clearly important, but I'll be seduced more by your mind & personality than your face & body.
Just thought you should know.

Oh and good job, you made it all the way through. Thanks. I know my profile is (a little) longer than average and nobody has time to read anything these days. I guess I'm just more interesting and have a lil more to say than most. And it helps weed out the illiterates. ;)

Good luck and I hope you find what you're looking for.