You know, one thing I've noticed online is the me, me, me complex in profiles. I want this, I want that. I thought I'd try a little something different and that is what you'll get if you throw in your lot with me. Something different. I want to be... Let's [insert that] and see what happens.

I want to be the man you can rely on. To be the man you think of first when you're having a really crappy day at work and need to vent or have someone listen and understand. Who agrees that your evil boss or co-worker deserves to die in some new and hilariously Darwin-like manner. I want to be the man that makes you laugh when nothing is seeming to go right. I want to be the man who, when you come home, isn't too tired to rub your feet for a bit and listen to your day. Who makes you sigh in contentment when you lean against me to cuddle. I want to be the man who surprises you both at the beginning and 5 years later. I want to be the man who convinces you to walk in the rain just because its fun and child like. I want to be the man who makes you feel safe and secure. Who sometimes takes you out on the edge of life but you know isn't going to let you fall unless the parachute is attached properly. I want to be the man who will play your favorite sport with you not because I like it but because I like spending time with you. I want to be the man when I sing to you it makes you cry but not out of any sadness. The man you call to fix things... The man you can hit the snooze button with 10 times before dragging us both out of bed to relocate to the couch for coffee, a snack, a couple of books and a mid-morning nap. I want to be the man who calls at just the right time when you need it. Who picks you up and dusts you off when you fall down. Who kisses your knee when you skin it or makes your favorite comfort food when you're feeling down or sick. The man who scratches your back in just the right way. The man who life seems a little brighter, a little more electric with. I want to be the man you can't picture life without.

What can I say??? I want to be the man. :)

Some Simple Truths:
I have a love for simplicity but can work with complexity too.
I once helped to save a Boy Scout Troop from extinction.
I'm allergic to drama.
I'm trying to quit smoking... :shock:
I came from the mountains of Virginia but feel more Californian now though I sometimes miss my roots.
I can be very spontaneously humorous in what I say and do but rarely insulting unless its deliberate.
Honor, integrity, honesty, loyalty, love, laughter, experiences and acceptance. Eight words that are used but not practiced enough.
I have been the front man in a rock and roll and also a metal band.
DAMN I miss my long hair but everyone says I look better clean cut... (SIGH)
People seem to laugh easily around me.
I can drive a taxicab with pinpoint accuracy, going through small spaces at speed.
Especially when the woman in back is in labor.
I am a geek undercover using an extrovert identity.
I can change a tire, cook a four-course meal, sing baritone, nurse a cat back to health, fly a plane and rebuild a laptop.
I have been a jack of many trades and an expert at some.
I once took a bullet for a man. What can I say, it was a part of the job.
I've seen amazingly strange and beautiful sights and know there is still more to see.
Right now I'm only lacking in one aspect of my life. Everything else is copasetic.
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Put this on your profile if you've lost a friend to alien probing.

Lets keep it simple and both have escape plans in case we get terminally bored or think the other is a psycho. Just kidding!!! Well, sort of... ;-) Lets just come up with something fun to do together.