funny, very sarcastic, goof, athletic, smart.....hmm sounds like quite the cookie cutter there but hey you never know what the cookie tastes like till you take a bite

Anyway I'm just looking for someone with a dog to play with until I can get my own. Preferably blonde, long legs, short hair, tattoo, big tongue, comes when I call, house trained and of the lab type (wtf did you think I was talking about?)

So all jokes aside since I have not been able to find what I am looking for, I thought it was time to add to my profile.

Even though I enjoy making ppl laugh through my antics I am a deep thinker and enjoy 'good conversation'. Shoot me an email about something like the meaning of life or how its weird that Donald duck doesn't wear pants, yet feels the need to throw a towel around his waist when he gets outta the shower, I mean com'on he's a freaking DUCK!!
I try to live my life in a selfless manner and appreciate that quality in others.
I do have career goals but I try my best to keep my family and friend goals in good balance.

I always read a profile before messaging.
I am a good listener.
I am not a yes man.
I play competitive hockey.
I'm learning guitar.
I love the muskoka's.
My name is *** and I AM CANADIAN!!

Words of Wisdom: The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese! Think about it!

Bowling, Yuk Yuks, mini putt, roller blading, dinner, pool, video games