SPECIAL OFFER TODAY ONLY! (unless you come back tomorrow). If you act now on this low mileage man we will also throw in this lovely Corning Cookware(tm) set ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE! Of course there is a full guarantee so if for any reason you don't like your new man just kick him to the curb and keep the cookware as a special parting gift! What do you have to lose?

Man specs:
-6ft tall
-220lbs
-short dark hair
-brown eyes

Man comes with these optional features:
-sense of humor (now includes sarcasm and wit free of charge!)
-special "listen" mode.
-toilet seat down toggle switch (extra).
-all new streamlined "love handles" for your safety and convenience.

"Man" magazine calls this one..."independent yet cuddly" and goes on to say..."this one's a keeper." Ex-girlfriend says, "I can't believe I let this one go! I'm stupid. So very, very stupid!" Don't waste any more time because this man won't last long!

~Disclaimer~
*Information provided about this "man" and any arrangements for dinner, drinks, movies or plans are an expression of intent only and are not to be taken as a firm offer or undertaking. The "man" reserves the right to discontinue or vary such dinners, drinks, movies or arrangements at any time without notice and to impose limitations on said arrangements. Limited time only. No purchase required. Limit 1. Offer not available in all states.*

I'm pretty low key and somewhat introverted so would prefer a more traditional first date that consisted of meeting for lunch, dinner or maybe drinks.