| ltdw813aty The Piranha:
BORED BIKE SHOP OWNER DESIRES PASSIONATE |
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| City |
BLOOMSDALE Missouri |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Leo |
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Height | 5' 8" (173 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
RETAIL BUSINESS STORE OWNER |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
All my kids are over 18 |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | "BORED BIKE SHOP OWNER DESIRES PASSIONATE PEDALING PARTNER". THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE; IT’S A LONG ONE, BUT IT’LL ANSWER A TON OF YOUR ????’S.
FOR STARTERS: I PRACTICE MONOGAMY (not the color of your antique furniture)!!!
I'M NO LONGER POSTING A PHOTO ON MY PROFILE, AS I HAD AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DID A "CUT/PASTE" OF IT ONTO A "FAKE PROFILE". NEXT, THEY POSTED IT ON A GAY DATING SITE. NOT GOOD FOR A SMALL TOWN, STRAIGHT, BUSINESSMAN. AS SUCH, PLEASE UNDERSTAND MY RELUCTANCE IN THE SENDING OUT PHOTOS ISSUE; ONCE WE'VE CORRESPONDED FOR ME TO GET TO KNOW YOU, NO PROBLEM; I'LL SEND YOU ONE. WHEN YOU DO GET A PHOTO, OR MEET ME, YOU'LL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED; JUST THE FINAL ICING ON THE CAKE.
I FIND A GOOD BIT OF HUMOR/PUZZLEMENT @ SOME OF THE FIRST DATE SUGGESTIONS OF WOMEN ON HERE! IN THIS DAY & AGE OF SO MANY STRUGGLING JUST TO EXIST, IT IS BIZARRE TO THINK THAT A WOMAN WOULD SERIOUSLY SUGGEST &/or EXPECT TO GET TAKERS ON, & I QUOTE SOME OF THEM: “A TRIP TO VEGAS; A HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE; & A SHOPPING SPREE (@ my date‘s expense); A PILE OF BLING FROM MY NEXT DATE; A CRUISE”. THIS IS POF; NOT “SUGAR-DADDIES-R-US“.
I'VE GOT TO GET CAUGHT-UP ON SOME PRESSING PRIORITIES, AS I RECENTLY RE-OPENED MY BUSINESS AFTER IT TAKING 10 MONTHS TO RE-LOCATE. ONE PRIORITY IS MY HOME: A 200 YEAR OLD LOG HOUSE ON 124 ACRES; VERY REMOTE w/COUGAR & BEAR SIGHTINGS. AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THIS BUSINESS MOVE, THE OUTSIDE OF THE PLACE LOOKS LIKE THE VICTIM OF A VIOLENT OVER-THROW BY SANFORD & SON; & @ THIS TIME THE INSIDE APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN DECORATED BY “TAZ” IN THE “EARLY FEDEX/ NEANDERTHAL PERIOD”!!!
LAUGHS COUNT FOR A LOT. IF YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR BORDERS ON "HOLY GRAIL, AIRPLANE, SPINAL TAP, BLAZING SADDLES", YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN. ONE OF MY MOTTOES IS: "TILL AFFORDED AN OPPORTUNITY, INVITATION, PERMISSION TO LEAVE HER MOANING, @ LEAST LEAVE HER LAUGHING"! I REALIZE THE OLDER I GET (still a very “young” 55; get guessed @ being 10 years younger; like any good workhorse, I have all my teeth & they're in good order; a full head of salt-n-pepper hair; a "Mario Brothers" mustache; seasonal beard), THE HARDER IT BECOMES TO MEET A DECENT, NORMAL LADY WITH AN I.Q. & VOCABULARY LARGER THAN HER SHOE SIZE (or @ least greater than the # of notches on her bedpost) & WHOSE LIFE IS NOT A CONTINUOUS EPISODE OF JERRY SPRINGER WITH OBSESSIVE EX-WHATEVERS & DISRESPECTFUL CHILDREN WHO DON'T GRASP: "WHO'S THE PARENT & WHO'S THE CHILD?".
THIS IS MY FIRST VENTURE INTO "E-DATING", SO I'LL TRY MY BEST. I'M INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO MEETS THE PRIORLY ADDRESSED CRITERIA, PLUS THAT LISTED IN PROFILE PREFERENCES, WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS FOR DATING & WITH LUCK & WORK, A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP? I ENJOY: LIVE MUSIC (prefer classic rock, anything except Rap/Hip-Hop is OK); I ONLY SLOW DANCE, IF I WERE TO FAST DANCE OR SING IN PUBLIC, SOMEONE WOULD CALL A PRIEST (not for last rites, but for an exorcism); INTELLECTUALLY (&/or ?) STIMULATING CONVERSATION; DECENT FOOD; & ALL IN A CASUAL ENVIRONMENT. I ALSO ENJOY COOKING, BICYCLING, HIKING, MOST OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, & AM VERY MECHANICALLY INCLINED, & ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS. I TRY TO BE VERY ATTENTIVE TO THE WANTS, NEEDS, DESIRES, & FEELINGS OF PEOPLE I SPEND TIME WITH; I APPRECIATE A RECIPROCAL DEGREE OF ATTENTION, HONESTY, & RESPECT FROM MY PARTNER. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A "SUGAR DADDY", PLEASE SKIP ME; IF THE "SUGAR" PORTION, & ALL THAT ACCOMPANIES IT, IS OF INTEREST, THEN PLEASE PROCEED ACCORDINGLY. HONESTY, FIDELITY, PASSION & COMPASSION, & NORMALCY (as best as can be defined), ARE A REQUISITE. A LADY WHO SAYS WHAT SHE MEANS & MEANS WHAT SHE SAYS. PLEASE DON'T EXPOUND ON WHAT YOU'RE HOPING TO ACHIEVE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN "FLUSH IT" WHEN YOU GET IT. OR WORSE YET, CHANGE THE "RULES" EVERY TURN OF THE CALENDER'S PAGE. I WILL REMIND YOU OF YOUR WORDS, SHOULD THIS OCCUR. SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T USE THE WORD “BUT” IN EVERY OTHER SENTENCE WHEN DEFINING THINGS; ESPECIALLY THEIR FEELINGS IN A RELATIONSHIP. A WOMAN, WHO ALSO WHEN COMMUNICATING, CONCIOUSLY DIFFERENTIATES BETWEEN “CAN’T” & “WON’T”. AND, A NUN ON THE STREET, THE OPPOSITE IN THE BEDROOM. I'M SECOND GENERATION ITALIAN-AMERICAN; FULL BLOODED SICILIAN. TYPICAL ITALIAN MALE; PASSIONATE ABOUT ALL I DO (do it right, or why bother). EQUALLY TALENTED IN THE KITCHEN, BEDROOM, &/or GARAGE/WORKSHOP; JUST REMEMBER: "DON'T GET THE TOOLS MIXED UP"!!! I'M NOT @ ALL COMPETITIVE; NORMALLY TO THE POINT THAT I'LL DO MY BEST TO ALWAYS MAKE SURE MY PARTNER FINISHES FIRST. I DON'T EVEN MIND (& even prefer) HER "LAPPING THE COURSE" NUMEROUS TIMES BEFORE I GET TO THE "FINISH LINE". AND, NOT BEING A GOLFER, I FULLY UNDERSTAND THAT "FORE" & "PLAY" ARE NOT 2 SEPARATE WORDS & ONLY USED ON A GOLF COURSE :~0H} !!!!
I FIRMLY BELIEVE IN THE GOLDEN RULE; I HOPE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO BRINGS TO THE TABLE THE SAME I HAVE TO OFFER FROM MY SIDE: FINANCIALLY (or @ least able to "cover their own bets"), & EMOTIONALLY, STABLE; PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY HEALTHY; & NO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND (oh, yeah, there was that crazy incident with the barnyard animals on the Catholic school playground; but, hey, the priest gave me his blessings in advance); & THE LITTLE LAMB SAID: D-A-A-A-A-A-DDY, COME B-A-A-A-A-A-CK.
I’M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO PRESENTS THEMSELVES IN A FALSE LIGHT. WHAT I CALL “THE REAL ESTATE BILLBOARD”: THE PHOTO LOOKS LIKE SIGOURNEY WEAVER, BUT WHAT SHOWS UP @ THE DISPLAY HOME IS CLOSER TO “MIMI” FROM THE DREW CAREY SHOW. PLEASE LADIES, DON’T POST A PROFILE STATING YOU WANT SOMEONE “REAL, HONEST, & SINCERE”, THEN DISPLAY A PHOTO-SHOOT OF YOU IN STUDDED LEATHER DOG COLLARS, EMU BOAS, & CAN-CAN OUTFITS WITH A FAN BLOWING YOUR HAIR AFTER A “MAKEOVER”. I‘M SO SURE THAT‘S THE “REAL, HONEST, & SINCERE” YOU & IS HOW YOU PRESENT YOURSELF WHEN “YOU ATTEND CHURCH SERVICES WEEKLY”!!!
I'M NOT A "SERIAL DATER", NOR DO I WISH TO DATE ONE. WHEN I FIND SOMETHING/SOMEONE I LIKE, I STICK WITH IT. I'M NOT INTO CONQUESTS @ THIS POINT IN LIFE; JUST WISH TO "SECURE & MAINTAIN PEACE IN THE REGION", AS JIMMY CARTER WOULD SAY.
MY PREFERENCE IN DATING IS A NON-SMOKER; AGAIN: PREFERENCE; NOT NECESSARILY A DEAL BREAKER, THOUGH. WHEN KISSING &/or “NIBBLING” (two of my favorite things to do), I LIKE TO TASTE MY PARTNER, & HER PHYSICAL REACTION TO MY ACTIONS, NOT AN ASHTRAY :~0H} !!!
LASTLY: PLEASE, NO MORE RESPONSES FROM 18-30 YEAR OLD OUT OF STATE IMMIGRANTS WHOSE PROFILES READ LIKE THEY’RE WRITTEN IN A “BROKEN: CANTONESE; SPANISH; OR RUSSIAN DIALECT” & HAVE SO FEW PREPOSITIONS THAT THEY SOUND TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY TONTO, MONGO, OR CHICO MARX. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A "GREEN-CARD WIFE". |
| | First Date |
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PREFER TO GET THE "INTRO" OUT OF THE WAY WITH LENGTHY PHONE CONVERSATIONS BEFORE MEETING. THEN, I'M OPEN TO THE SUGGESTIONS OF MY DATE, WITHIN REASON. WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE.
A-U-T-U-M-N ‘09 U-P-D-A-T-E:
HOW DO I VIEW THE GLASS OF WATER; HALF-FULL vs. HALF-EMPTY??? IT IS ACTUALLY TWICE AS LARGE AS IT NEEDS TO BE (spoken like a truly analytical engineer).
I'M REALLY TIRED OF ALL THE SEX ON THE TELEVISION; I KEEP SLIDING OFF!!!!
I TOOK UP SALSA DANCING. NOW THAT THE WEATHER IS WARMER , MY SHOES ARE REALLY STARTING TO STINK. HOW DO I GET ALL OF THE TOMATO, PEPPERS, & CILANTRO CHUNKS OFF OF THEM?
I GOT A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS; WAS HOPING FOR A MOANER, SCREAMER, OR A SQUIRTER, INSTEAD.
I'VE RECENTLY BEEN EATING A LOT OF BATTERED FISH. EVERY TIME I BUY THAT STUFF I THINK ABOUT THE GEORGE FOREMAN BABY ROTISSERIE. I SURMISE THAT THE SAME SICK PUPPY WHO WOULD BATTER A FISH, WOULD ALSO PUT A BABY ON A ROTISSERIE!?!?
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN "HANGING OUT"; THEY TEND TO GET ARREST GUYS FOR THAT!!!!
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO GO "CLUBBING"; I'M PICTURING A RITUAL INVOLVING BABY SEALS & ESKIMOS!!!!
GIVING SERIOUS CONSIDERATION TO A NEW PET. THINK I'LL BUY A MANATEE; NAME HIM "HUGH"; HUGH-MANATEE!!!!
ALWAYS QUANTIFY & QUALIFY WHAT AN ITALIAN MAN MEANS WHEN HE SAYS "HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU OUT".
HEY, WE GOTTA' MAKE OUR OWN LAUGHS, NOW THAT GEORGE CARLIN HAS LEFT US. MAY GOD REST HIS SOUL; WE'LL MISS'YA GEORGE!!!!!
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AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT; & A LOT MORE SERIOUS.
Ladies: this is my own personal philosophy on this E-dating. The more attractive you are, the more you will attract; of EVERYTHING! So, live your life as if you are a magnet being drug through a scrap-yard for metals. The largest quantity of crap that you immediately suck-up, is the least valuable. That shiny, pretty piece of chrome-plated steel is worth far less than that dull, tarnished copper, brass, aluminum, or silver. The most valuable pieces out there won’t even “cling” to the magnet!!!!
AND, THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE!!! Far too many people approach online dating with the dillusional thought that the next person they view/E-ML/date may be "Mr. or Ms. Right". If any of us were so "perfect", we wouldn't be available on the internet!!!! So potentially, we are all just one mouse click away from another set of genitals replacing us!!!
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----///-\\\----Put This
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(I LOST A 37 YEAR OLD FIANCEE TO BREAST CANCER; 1994) |
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ltdw813aty has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 | I am awed by this Italian man's knowledge on just about any subject. He is truly one "stiff" engineer! He is so articulate mentally, physically and orally. I love hearing him bust out in laughter when I say something totally silly and off-the-wall. I enjoy riding bikes together. I enjoy going to the ballgame with him, even though he makes up his own lyrics to the sacred song "Take Me Out to the Ballgame". I enjoy relaxing on the couch with him while we watch a movie. I have qualified and quantified what it means when an Italian man wants to "take you out"! |
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