Ahoy, me lassies, I be lookin' fer ladies t' plunder an' pillage. If ye be havin' a need or desire t' be pillaged, I be yer man. If plunderin' be more yer style, I can work wi' ye on that too. Maybe e'en ravagin' in a pinch.

I reckon that one can nerebe too careful about whom one be pillaged by an' ye may be havin' questions or doubts about me abilities t' plunder ye completely an' fully. Rest assured I`ve been doin' this fer voyages an' I will put me full effort into ensurin' ye be ravaged beyond yer wildest dreams.

If ye think ye can meet me high standards, then give 't a shot an' we`ll be seein' if ye`re ripe fer pillagin'.

Arrr - plunder, pillage or ravage - take yer choice.