...now with more sarcasm!...!
***DISCLAIMER*** YES, i HAVE e-mailed users for INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS or SEX!!! it was late, and it was right THERE.... they're normal people, too!! doesn't make me EVIL; just A MAN!! y'know... it's like our collective "moral imperative"!
seriously, tho', it DOESN'T even mean i've been emailing women to PROPOSITION them, ONLY that they have "intimate encounters" as their
raisons d'etre.... they really are just NORMAL women like the rest o' y'all...! [well except for that redhead from the keys... YOU know who i mean... LOL]
So... if u happen to STUMBLE across my profile, AND maybe, just MAYBE, u like what u see, OR maybe U see I'VE noticed YOURS, and you're wondering, "what a cute boy! why doesn't he write me? is he too shy? did i shower today?" well, then, DESPITE that silly restriction on YOUR profile, PLEASE just drop me a note to tell me so...!!
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apparently, this website has become, over time, very popular w/ the members of gangs [and their b1tches] as i have seen NUMEROUS profiles here w/ the members flashing their gang signs! it's like i'm caught inna middle of a forkin' turf war! ...i just want my fellow fishers to be careful out there...!!
let's see.... how do these things go...? "i like long walks on the beach, especially at sunset.... I live each day to the fullest.... I'm classy, and fun-loving.... I can be in high heels and a sexy dress one moment, tee shirt and jeans the next.... I adore animals, children [they are our future!] and old people.... I am more spiritual than religious.... blah blah blah blah BLAH!"
...right.
in spite of a strong CRITICAL following, it wasn't until his actual birth circa 1963 that mr danger met with any kind of public acclaim. he is the discoverer of the rare anti-gravity element which powers the legion flight rings, and his research in the area of sexual disorders cannot be ignored. he is older'n God, has an itchy spleen, and a disposition that can only be described as "bad." he currently lives with his dogs bo and luke in Rat-Town or maybe somewhere else.
his only regret in life is that he is not woody allen.....
seriously:
my son steve is the single most important thing in my life... i love music more'n anything 'cept my son - especially rock'n'roll, but i'll listen to pretty much anything but hip hop... i don't have a motorcycle, an' i've really only been campin' twice... i like to WATCH baseball (the reds), an' football, (the 'phins), an' sometimes i like swimming (i used t'be a lifeguard). altho' i have been compared to BOTH "house" and perry from "scrubs," i'm really kinda shy... i love movies almost as much as i do music... i'm a pretty strong catholic with a good sense o' right an' wrong... i've never seen God up close an' personal, but i've come dammed (sic) close, having had last rites performed three times....
i believe a sense of humor is what keeps us all from goin' crazy....
what am i lookin' for? well, i AM a romantic, so i'm lookin' for miss right...
PLUS, you will earn extra props w/ me if you know why my license plate says red five! (hint: it has NOTHING to do w/ the boston red sox!!)
yer best pal,
mike
PS: when i type "mmmmmmmmmmmm...." (in the forums) that is the purring sound i make when i feel real good!
my favorite first dates always involve going someplace we can talk and get to know each other better: dinner, coffee, a nice restaurant, or quiet bar.... after that, we play it by ear... maybe a show, or rent a movie, or take a drive, or a walk on the be... waitaminnit! yeah... we can walk on the beach, then go home and watch the freakin' weather channel!
...u wanna know who walks on the beach?
...my PARENTS! ...and they're OLD!
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