OBAMA'S STIMULUS PACKAGE REBATE SALE...

Single classy vehicle, 1950's vintage, low mileage, high performance. Bumped a few times, but never wrecked. Proven ability to hug the road and not wander off course. Stick shift with nice grip and comfortable feel for your hand. Exterior in excellent condition, sleek design. Warm, affectionate, beautiful exterior, never soiled. Factory equipped with stereo, humour, depth, imagination and intelligence. Radio picks up 80s cheese and 90's pop. Spacious seats with plenty of room for a passenger... runs on high-octane fun, fast and romance. Environmentally friendly and low maintenance. Available for inspection by female drivers only, prefer affectionate owners,eye-catching exterior, intelligent, warm, sincere with good sense of humour and a full set of tools. Lack of use forces sale - please mail to arrange a test drive. Be quick in case this hot number gets snapped up and get your stimulus rebate....