Tall, dark, handsome, dangerous... I've heard them all before, ok well maybe not the dark part but you get the idea... think Daniel Craig James Bond but better looking with more edge. I'm a man who enjoys taking it easy, having a few pints on the patio w/ friends, forcing you to laugh until it hurts, maybe entertaining the masses, sometimes even getting physical like Olivia Newton John... you know living that healthy well rounded lifestyle. I know what I want and know how to get it!!! Except syphilis, I don't want syphilis...

Are you adventurous, outgoing, intelligent, healthy, and not digging for gold?

A few things:

1. I can guarantee you that you will never, ever, ever see me in a photo in front of the mirror, by the {ocean/lake/bathtub} with my shirt off. Sorry I'm not a douchebag. Yes I workout and I'm in the best shape of my life, but I'm not so insecure that I have to convey the fact that I'm healthy to you. Your a smart woman, I'll let you discover that on your own.

2. You must be able to say this statement and actually believe in it: "Nickleback is by far the worst music I have ever heard. I even have trouble defining what they do as music".

3. When you message me please put something more than just "What's up?". Like I said before hopefully you're an intelligent woman so say something interesting. Maybe say something funny too.... unless you're not funny then just say "nice ass" and I'll get the idea...Don't worry I'm funny enough for the both of us, so no pressure. haha J/K actually there's lots of pressure so don't f@ck this up.... hahahahaha

I am the man of your dreams so quit f*cking around and send me a message

Conversation is key. Let's use the rule attraction before distraction... It will be fun and interactive. We may even play an intense game of Jenga.