Hello all,

I advise you to read me before you do anything else, if not, well, don't act shocked. Better yet, stop here, go to the next profile, well, go look now.

Your still reading? why?

ok, fine.... i warned you, im not the hunk your looking for

Now, let's begin...... I'm just a guy in a wheelchair, nothing special, but i think im nice, witty, funny and talkative. I'm very sarcastic and will mix that into every conversation. I'm not shy at all, and if you ask me something im pretty blunt. Ask my opinion, you get it. I try to be tactful but not always successful. Ask my thoughts and you get them, flat out.

Although im sure many of you are thinking it, i will disperse your preconceived notions now. Yes im in a chair, but i dont drool, and im no christopher reeves. And no, i dont have brain damage, im all there in the head. At least i think i am, hmmmmmmmmmmm. You tell me, hehe

I joined here because I thought it would be a nice place to meet people to chat with, to get to know, and who knows. I just like people being themselves. No need to put on false aires, I don't care if your rich, poor, skinny, chunky, black/white.... well, i hope you get the point. Just be yourself.

I'm disabled, so i'm not many womens ideal guy, so if you'd be interested in just friends, cool, but if you were interested in me down the line, who knows where it can lead. Ive been injured a long time, i know who i am, so dont feel the need pat me on the back and boost my ego, i don't need that. I'm a nice guy, and i'm the kind of guy who's there for you in the long run. i do believe relationships should be togetherness with obvious alone time, but relationships should be having fun together. If you wanna know more, just ask.

Just cuz i have limitations it don't mean i'm not human. Don't be afraid, i'm really not a scary guy, hehe

Hmm you didnt leave yet? i thought that last bit might scare you off, fine, i was wrong..... lets continue....

I enjoy many things, bowling [yup], darts [yup], parks, zoo, casinos, friends, concerts, festivals, flea markets, state fair, summerfest, anything outside when it's warm. I lead a summertime lifestyle cuz winters im limited to inside activities, and may not do things the same way as you but I do the best I can.

Yes people, im a real keeper, huh... hehe NOT!

So, if you want to chat, message me. Just be yourself, and have fun.

Oh c'mon, i see your still here, I figured you'd be asleep by now! ok, ok.... go on if you like... by the way, my names Lola, im a showguy, i have flowers in my hair and do the mambo. [ok, im just seeing if your really paying attention as you read]

If you don't have a profile about yourself please don't blame me for not remembering? It's hard to get to know or remember when nothings written. Don't be pissed at me if I don't remember details about you if you don't have information written about you in a profile. If we chat frequently, things sink in and I won't forget. Pictures are worth 1000 words

If you add me as a friend, lets chat

hmm.. your still here? unbelievable! if you read this and don't message me, you must be very bored with life to read all this.....

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

any questions? ask!

oh yeah, if you dont have a picture, well.... get one, hehe. amazes me when people dont show at least one pic and are surprised no on replies!

The instant messenger don't work many times, so if you message and i don't reply, its because i didnt get it. try anytime, or leave email

i would like to go rock climbing, parachuting, horseback riding, jetskiing, golfing, or...... heck, if you believe that, you didnt read my profile. RUN NOW!

by the way...

A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to
Chicago. She looked over & saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune.

Deciding to give it a try, she went to the machine, stepped
on the scale and put her nickel in. Out came a card saying, "You are a nun, you weigh 128 Lbs and you're going to Chicago".

The nun sat back down & told herself the machine probably
gives the same reading to Everyone. The more she thought about it, the more curious she was, so she decided to try it again.

She went back to the machine and put another nickel in. Out came a card, "You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago and you're going to play a fiddle.

The nun said to herself, I know this is wrong. I've never
played a musical instrument In my life. She went back to her seat. Then, a cowboy came and sat down, putting
his fiddle on the seat between them.

Without thinking, she opened the case, took out the fiddle and started playing. Surprised at what she'd done, she looked at the machine and decided to try again.

She went back and put in another nickel. The card said "You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago & you're going to break wind."

Now, she knew the machine was wrong. She'd never broken wind in public in her life. But getting off the scale, she slipped and straining to keep from falling, she broke wind.

Stunned, she sat down and looked at the machine, thinking I have to try this again. She went back to the machine and dropped in another nickel.

Another Card came out. It read, "You are a nun, you weigh 128 lbs, you've fiddled & farted around & missed your flight to Chicago.