| scr1bbl3r The Lobster:
Steal this profile..... |
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| City |
Urbana Illinois |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Virgo |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| Age |
32 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
A Few Extra Pounds |
| Religion |
Non-Religious |
| Hair Color |
Brown |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Killing Germs...no, I am not a custodian. |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | Okay, my last profile was a bit dated....but the organized itemized format was a popular one so Ill stick to that....
Some Facts....
1. I washed out of the United States space program, it was because the Government didn't want to risk the life of someone as awesome as me.
2. I am in no way shape or form a pathological liar.
3. I am recently out of a LTR, and would enjoy seeing if women other than my ex can find me likeable.
4. I don't have any kids, they all escaped from the basement.
5. I recently changed careers, so youll have to excuse me if I can't fly you to France on our first date. (Note, if you can take me to France, I will be more than willing to go)
6. The ability to be laid back about life is very important to me. If you view life as a race, or contest of somekind, you will most likely despise me.
7. I hate to dress up, and wear jeans and t-shirts almost to the exclusion of all else.
8. I don't really like sports at all, but would gladly go to a game for the food, and the ability to yell in public without the fear of social repercussions.
9. The more you look at my profile and not write, the more you make me feel like an outcast. It's all your fault, whoever you are!
10. I am basicaly a Gorilla in a black t-shirt.
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| | First Date |
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Well, first I would treat you to a serenade by a group of prepubescent young Tenors, that I had flown in from Italy specificaly for the event. After that, you wouldn't wanna date me since I would prolly not be able to pay my mortgage and would be living in an empty produce bin behind the grocery store. How about we go to a Diner, grab some drinks, and then catch a show instead? |
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scr1bbl3r has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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