I'm not interested in your pics with no shirt on or how big your muscles are, don't care how much time you spend at the gym or how much you can "bench". Don't care how much money you make or what your profession is. Not interested in the kind of car(s) you drive. Don't care for you if you're married and/or separated. Not interested if you just got out of a long term relationship & just looking to get laid is your idea of "just having fun" or your ex-girlfriend is still in the picture & there is a good possibility you'll be getting back with her after you have your fun.(I'm sure I'll think of more to add to this later)
Just looking for someone normal, with a retarded sense of humor, that has all of their teeth, that likes the same things I do. Tired of the crap on here & people not being serious or that have no idea what they want.
And, NO, I don't want pics of your c.o.c.k. nor do I want to have phone sex with you & I'm not looking for another tool to talk s.h.i.t. to me via email or text.

LISTEN UP!!!!
To "Guitar728" in response to your ignorant message...1st of all you didn't get a response right away because I have this thing called a life & I was working when I got your message & couldn't reply right away...didn't your mother ever teach you patience is a virtue??? 2nd, What kind of nutcase goes & makes up a fake profile to get around the criteria that someone is asking for? You should've had enough respect to blatantly see that you were not what I was looking for!!! & 3rd, Even after you left me your nasty message, I tried to send you a message, but your criteria requests that someone "must not smoke" which in turn did not allow me to send you a message, because I am a smoker. Sooo, before you go leaving nasty messages to people whos criteria does not match YOU (which mine clearly didnt) go check yourself, jerk! So now I am forced to make an example out of you & post this on my page for everyone else to see what kind of a-holes us women have to put up with! Be a gentleman & respect the womans wishes! If you're not what shes looking for, that should be a clear hint to move on to the next profile so back off!