I am "a little off center". I can be funny or analytical, quiet or quite animated and introverted. All of these can happen within a matter of seconds. I am very private, at first then down right naked later. I am very fun but when I am serious, I am serious. I can be sarcastic and at times, feel the need to "shoot one across the bow" just for fun or to back someone off. I try VERY hard to keep, stay and work on MY "side of the street". You are not responsible for my happiness and I am not responsible for yours. I will be real, speak real and expect that you will be the same. I take full responsibility for what has happened, what is happening and what will happen in my life. I have been told I am VERY funny, tell a great story and that I should try my hand at stand-up. That is a resolution for '08. I speak alot in "analogy". I find everyone is included when you speak in pictures. I am also writing the Great American Novel as my life has been quite the adventure. I love talking about the bigger things in life; people, situation, morality or lack there of. I am a former Marine and a "non-practising artist" which comes with it's own set of consequences and "foibles". I own an English Bulldog (Helga) and a German Sheperd (Hogan) that I refer to as "my kids". You will go long before she does so don't even try. I am mixed (Cuban, white & black). I am stocky w/ a muscular build w/ high cheekbones (from my Cuban heritage). I love women 30 or so to late 40's to 50. I am EXTREMELY impressed with the awesomely (is that a word) sexy women in those ages. I'm interested in meeting someone who is smart, witty, sexy, sassy, has a sense of humor. A steel set of "kahunas" (balls) wouldn't hurt. As far as looks, that really varies on many levels. I love a woman that can debate and challenge me on my views and beliefs, but she better be ready to qualify her "insights". Please be a woman who is at least remotely interested in the news of the world. I am looking for a woman that is strong enough to be my partner. Honesty, compassion, humor and understanding must be a part of you. I trained "my kids" I'm getting too old to train a woman on how to treat me and others. You treat the garbage man, the homeless, the waiter/waitress the same way you treat me or your parents or your best girl friend. I have NO respect for "the uppity", and I will respond accordingly. I NEED the woman to be able to just be them. I need the woman to be ready to be in a relationship. I will respect your time, please respect mine. We all come with emotional baggage, hell, we're adults. If you tell me you've purged yours and are "starting new" please look elsewhere. Please have your words be in line with your actions. Someone once told me "your feet should be pointed in the same direction as your eyes". We are all the sum of our experiences (good & bad). I am looking to explore things I haven't done: Sky dive, Scuba anything that is new to me and new to my "partner in Crime".

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