open minded lady with a heart of gold but can be a bit loud when provoked likes going out and having a scream with my girls. i have 4 daughters 2 over the age of 18 & one 18 / 13.so if u like what u read then let me know im big loud and proud so if you so called men carnt handel that then your loss, but if you think you can then let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rules Of Life

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what other people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

7. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

8. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

11. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

12. Eat well; stay fit; die anyway.

13. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

14. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

15. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.

16. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

19. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

21. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

22. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

23. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

24. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

25. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'committee'

26. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

27. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

28. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

30 The one thing that unites all human beings regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are above average drivers.

31. Your friends love you anyway.

go out for a lovely meal or go to a quiet pub and have a quiet talk to see how we get on and just relax Then see how it goes from there-----///\\-----Plz
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Male
Age between 40 and 49
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married