Im a normal person. I was born in a rice paddy off the coast of Paraguay. I know what your thinking Dude.. Paraguay does not have a coast line, and I say to you, your right it does not. . .NOW!! Upon leaving the womb I had to fight for everything. I killed 157 "Pinkos" before they let me out of the hospital. In the mid to late 70's I invented the refractory dynamic Incubus theory that later real scientists would tell me was just a bunch of words I strung together. I was mad and upset for a while and now I am ready to meet the world. But as you can see I dont have much to say here as I dont like this part you want to know me talk to me.

I think I am a good fella, and lots of fun. I can make you laugh at least. Here is a fun fact: Oak trees can live 200 or more years. The largest oak tree of record was the Wye oak in Wye Mills, Maryland. It was believed to be more than 400 years old, and it measured 9 meters (~ 32 feet) in circumference, it was 31 meters
(~ 105 feet) tall with a crown spread of 48.1 meters (~ 158 feet). To put that into terms of WOW, the Statue of Liberty is 151 feet tall. The tree's branches are wider than Liberty is tall.

First I would like to get to know a lady, so I would like to meet her at my favorite watering hole "Donnies Discount Drinks and Dwarf Toss". Have a couple Monkey Gland's to start out with then move on to Combustible Edison. Then I would hire an off Broadway actor to fake attack us and fend him off so I would look cool, I would then point and laugh at him and make fun of his manhood. After that I would look at you and say "Race you to the car!" push you over so I get a head start and then win the race. I would feel good about myself and no matter what happens the rest of the night I would always have that. . . I won the race to the car.