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About Me
I'm either insane, or mentally retarded. No one has really figured out which one yet. I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.
I eat a live toad in the morning, that way nothing worse will happen to me for the rest of the day.
I'd like to think I have a few crumbs of personality. I'm spontaneous, creative, and a supposedly a lot of fun to talk to. In my spare time, I like making stick figures out of toilet paper posing in compromising positions.
I am currently developing a complete and accurate account of all the times I have been hit with a typewriter. I frequently spellmis wrods.
My life goal is complete world domination. But I'm settling for a 100'x100' lot in southern Austrailia.
I am considering buying real estate on the moon as a gift for someone special.
First Date
Go to an all you can eat rib joint and proceed to get "saucey"
UFGators has 2 roses that can be sent.
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