| kmb74 The Barracuda :
Not another stupid profile... |
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| City |
Somewhere in Maryland |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 5' 0" (152 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Talk/Email |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
Diva |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Just here for the forums (I found the man of my dreams!), but I am leaving my profile as is because of the great response I receive (and it amuses the heck out of me!!) Good luck and happy fishing!
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A few notes about what I am/am not looking for (prompted by what appears to be a lack of decorum from the guys around here):
-I am not looking for significantly younger guys. Sorry boys, I won't be your Mrs Robinson. I like a man who already knows what he's doing! I'll admit, you guys are cute, but if you're more than 3-4 years my junior, I'm not interested.
-Same thing with you old guys! I have a daddy, I am not looking to date someone his age. Gross! There's plenty of 50-something women here to chose from, pick on someone your own age! Seriously, move on. Not gonna happen. Ever. Did I say it's never gonna happen, Pops??? Oh--don't even think about lying about your age.
-Obscene or perverted messages will be promptly deleted. Looking for a booty call? Check out the chick above me who has her boobies hanging out (and says she's not looking for sex--yeah, right!) Let me tell you--if it walks like a duck, it's a duck, capish?
-Guys, look at your profile-would you date yourself? Here's a few tips: Take a nice RECENT picture, pluck those out of control eyebrows, shave, lose the pic with your ex, nix the car picture and put your shirt back on (I know what a chest looks like, I can assure you-yours isn't that special). No need to show me your flexed muscles unless you want to see mine. No pictures of you and your boys getting drunk--that's not attractive at all. Don't waste my time. Oh yeah, make sure you use spell check and proper grammar. Know the difference between "your" and "you're." Again, if it walks like a duck...
-Don't have a job? Live with mom or on your friend's couch? Keep searching. I have a good job and pay my bills, I expect nothing less of you. For the record, playing Wii or Xbox all day does not count as a job. Only put "self employed" if you actually earn an income from what you do on a regular (weekly) basis. Those two words tell me that you're unemployed.
-Have kids? Fine with me, just make sure you're caught up on your child support and spend time with them. Be a man. Don't tell me how important your kids are, then forget to disclose that you haven't paid child support in 6 months or seen them in a month.
Now about me. I am cute, spunky and take very good care of myself. I have a great job, amazing friends and a wonderful life. I expect the same out of anyone I date. I do not have a picture up b/c I don't want to open the flood gates to the slime who think it's cute to comment on my boobs, my butt or whatever else turns them on. If I'm interested, I'll reply with a picture. If I'm not, please stop sending me 15 emails a day-get the hint.
Am I bitter, you ask? Nope, not at all, far from it. I am probably the fun and funniest girl you'll meet on here! But I figure, if you can read that crap I wrote above & still want to get to know me, you might just be worthy of a date. If that ticked you off, I'm not the girl for you, sweetie! Good luck, may the best man win!
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| | First Date |
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I already had my last first date! |
kmb74 Appears on 5 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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