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I like to make songs about really normal things on the spot to make them seem amazing. I'm happy and sarcastic. Nothing really scares me about life. Let's hang out and see where it goes, I'm open to friends too.

I play drums, guitar, bass, vox, and a little piano. My room is like a recording studio with a little bed in the corner.

I'm going to create music that creates a rift into a parallel realm and invite everyone to come with me because this place is pretty boring.

I'm the crazy guy that says "Hi, I really like your dress" out the window when I'm driving and you smile.

I love it when random people smile.

I have HUGE really white teeth.

I tell people to keep it down though because people try to shoot me to turn this sweet grill into a piano keyboard.

I don't even think an actual grill would gleam this much.

But i've always wanted one. I want to walk around in overalls with BIG buttons and a big white shirt with red stripes and big fake glasses and when people give me looks and laugh at me I just bust out a PHAT grill-full of smile and they fly back in awe.

J-e-l-o-u-s

The best band ever is Dance Gavin Dance

Something where we can talk and you can come to a conclusion for yourself that I am not a psychotic internet predator.

That's usually a good place to start.